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I Just Saved Some Money

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Sweeping the patio in glorious morning sun, the handle of the bloody broom snapped. What a bind: no broom budget and a half swept courtyard.

So I grabbed an axe and knife and wandered into the woods to hack and whittle a new broom handle from a hazel coppice. It works! Ok, I'm not sure how long this greenwood bodge will last but, hey, I've won a few skinflinterati points I reckon.

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You should see the forked hazel stick I made. I use it for poking interesting things I find on the beach, and for lifting my bird feeder onto its hook after a refill.

Should I ever encounter a cobra, mamba or other venomous snake - I'm ready.

Bring it on...

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Fascinating, but as useful as a chocolate teapot!

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Del's machine is a bit like the UK government.

Loads of movement and noise; tons going on - and achieving precisely ****** all...

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Del's machine is a bit like the UK government.

Loads of movement and noise; tons going on - and achieving precisely ****** all...

Creates plenty of jobs or should that be cogs? ;)

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Creates plenty of jobs or should that be cogs? ;)

That wooden machine is a fine representation of Government! Where do you put the money in?

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When the internet collapses I am going to make a fortune delivering messages using a cleft stick I found in the woods.

Don't shoot the messenger..

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