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7. Surely this must win.

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Clearly a sign of desperation

So 6 of them will get nothing - what a bunch of morons estate agents are.

Doesn't it make you want to ring all of them up ... 'Yes, I am a cash buyer, must make a decision this weekend, moving back home from abroad, only time I can make it is 11 o'clock Saturday.

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6 agents is no doubt a reflection of the degree to which this property is over-valued. 189k sounds about right? No garage, on main road, only 3BR, lacking any character, through-lounge all negative features.

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6 agents is no doubt a reflection of the degree to which this property is over-valued. 189k sounds about right? No garage, on main road, only 3BR, lacking any character, through-lounge all negative features.

Delightful home, which is why so many agents wish to sell it. They recognise the inherent TASTE and QUALITY of this FINE example of ENGLISH housing, with its exquisite frontage, beautiful lawns, delicate ambience, simple yet expressively restrained architecture, wonderful ASPECT, finely PROPORTIONED, understated ELEGANCE, generosity of SPACE, quality of MATERIALS, and perfectly placed in sympathy with its SURROUNDINGS.

Yes, this is truly a snip at equivalent to only FOURTEEN times your average salary. But don't let this DETER you. Please form an orderly and OBEDIENT queue, only WISE investors will be considered. As you know all housing is going UP so offers please to any of the six EXCLUSIVE agents. Late offers will be DISAPPOINTED... this fair PRICE cannot be held indefinitely.

Contact , in first instance, Mssrs a/b/c/d/e/f/ agents. First come first served. All agents' PARTICULARS checked at time of publication, but no ACCURACY implied.

If you do not keep up payments on your mortgage, no-one cares a damn. Simply declare bankruptcy and start again....no STRINGS.

VP

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7. Surely this must win.

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Clearly a sign of desperation

P K Properties Harrow aren't earning their commission, are they - they haven't even put a picture of it up and it's the picture that will sell that place - all that quirky charm. It's a niche-market property but the right person is just going to fall in love with it! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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P K Properties Harrow aren't earning their commission, are they - they haven't even put a picture of it up and it's the picture that will sell that place - all that quirky charm. It's a niche-market property but the right person is just going to fall in love with it! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

In my experience P.K. properties were crooks. Wouldn't touch em with a barge pole

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