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What Is That Smell?

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Went to see an old mate of mine recently - never noticed it before, but now I get a smell i cannot put my finger on, but reminds me of an old folks home. He is clean and tidy, still able to look after himself, so what has changed?

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Not his underpants! He's just turned them inside out! :wacko:

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If it has an acid type smell to it, it could be urine?

I urinate on all my furniture to mark out my territory! :blink:

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They used to use urine to clean clothes. True story. And I didnt even need to google it.

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Drinker? Sort of Almondy, Acidic...

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He has always been fond of a pint, so no change there.

If it has an acid type smell to it, it could be urine?

Does not cover it really - no wet patches in evidence!

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Went to see an old mate of mine recently - never noticed it before, but now I get a smell i cannot put my finger on, but reminds me of an old folks home. He is clean and tidy, still able to look after himself, so what has changed?

Definitely urine. Or boiled cabbage. Or both.

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Definitely urine. Or boiled cabbage. Or both.

My ex GF's neighbour in Levenshulme was Oirish, and boiled cabbage, and the smell came throught the wall! :huh:

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+1

Cancer.

You are a cheerful b8gg3r! :wacko:

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Could just be a change in his diet. Perhaps he is diabetic or coeliac or anything else. Or maybe the OP has a problem with his own smelling?

Crikey, when I came back from Pakistan, I smelled exactly like the people I used to complain about! :huh:

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Well since you described the whiff as a bit like an old-people's home, you may wish to consider some of the following possibilities before phoning the undertaker:

Super-Polygrip

Steradent

Preparation H

Sanatogen

Yesterday's Tenna pads

And if it's not one of the above, then the commode probably needs emptying...

;)

XYY

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Well since you described the whiff as a bit like an old-people's home, you may wish to consider some of the following possibilities before phoning the undertaker:

Super-Polygrip

Steradent

Preparation H

Sanatogen

Yesterday's Tenna pads

And if it's not one of the above, then the commode probably needs emptying...

;)

XYY

maybe he's just got a penchent for smoked kippers and cauliflower cheese all of a sudden.

sort of hangs around in the upholstery for ages that smell.

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