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Someone mentioned this, on this forum about Sanpaku eyes. Well I don't think anyone has made this connection with this popular youtuber:

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my mum always told me that if you can see the top and bottom of the whites of someones eyes, they are a murderer - either past or future.

#crazythingsoldpeoplesay

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my mum always told me that if you can see the top and bottom of the whites of someones eyes, they are a murderer - either past or future.

#crazythingsoldpeoplesay

No prejudice there then! :blink:

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No one can out sanpaku Michael Rosen

Has anyone ever seen him in the same room as Bez from The Happy Mondays...?

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Thought not...

XYY

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My eyes are not even visible. Is there a name for that ?

Well bladdered! :unsure: ?

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My eyes are not even visible. Is there a name for that ?

You are Simon Evans!

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Very dry and funny comedian / comic actor. He does occasionally read this site so: Hi Simon!

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I hope Mr Evans does not read "off topic". He will be getting all his jokes from here, and then probably be banned. :blink:

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If you have Sanapaku eyes - create a youtube channel, you've got a good chance of being rich and famous. This is because the most successful media people engage with their audience - stare into the camera. If you have Sanapaku - you engage with your audience without even trying!

There was a TV advert doing the rounds with a blonde chef - ah I've found it. Not quite Sanapaku, but his focus is 95% on the camera, and his blinking interval is very low.

Look into my eyes.

I think after billions spent on advertising and marketing, the evolution of the "advert" is here.

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Can't you buy fashion contact lenses that give that staring effect? Come in all colours....friends daughter wore a pair for Halloween... Scary.

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Can't you buy fashion contact lenses that give that staring effect? Come in all colours....friends daughter wore a pair for Halloween... Scary.

Well, I would definitely use them if I was working in media. Stardom awaits!

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^This one - even though the screen grab, is very small - the Sanpaku eyes have a very far reach to you. That's the other benefit apart from audience engagement - long range capture.

I expect a lot of actors and news readers to go have cosmetic surgery, and halloween contact lenses to soar in price! Forget boob jobs.

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Someone mentioned this, on this forum about Sanpaku eyes. Well I don't think anyone has made this connection with this popular youtuber:

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Mars Attacks!

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