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A topic about Internet routers, turns into a rant about badgers, and bassoons! How does that happen? :o

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Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

Are you a farmer? Of course he's the F8cking farmer Withnail! :unsure:;)

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We've got badgers near us. I saw a deer in the woods the other night.

Do they play loud music at 03:00 hours?

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We've got badgers near us. I saw a deer in the woods the other night.

True story:

My f***wit sister-in -law came to visit us. En route she passed a wood and saw a small ('baby') deer.

On the way home she saw it again.

So she phoned the RSPCA because she thought it was 'lost'.

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True story:

My f***wit sister-in -law came to visit us. En route she passed a wood and saw a small ('baby') deer.

On the way home she saw it again.

So she phoned the RSPCA because she thought it was 'lost'.

A ladyfriend of mine is a teacher in London. One of the pupils came in frightened by a "dog with horns" that got into the playground. It was a small deer! True story! :blink:

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A ladyfriend of mine is a teacher in London. One of the pupils came in frightened by a "dog with horns" that got into the playground. It was a small deer! True story! :blink:

Oh deer. Horny dog fails to close school? Fails to make the front page?

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Oh deer. Horny dog fails to close school? Fails to make the front page?

At the school she was teaching at, a shooting wouldn't make the local paper

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A ladyfriend of mine is a teacher in London. One of the pupils came in frightened by a "dog with horns" that got into the playground. It was a small deer! True story! :blink:

Ignorance is understandable when you are 5, not when you are 35.

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True story:

My f***wit sister-in -law came to visit us. En route she passed a wood and saw a small ('baby') deer.

On the way home she saw it again.

So she phoned the RSPCA because she thought it was 'lost'.

A relative lived for a while in a village where someone* saw a muntjac for the first time and reported it as a monster. The story made it round the world (conspiracy sites) as a 'sighting'...

*an important part of the story is where someone on the way back from the pub.

Ed to add a lovely picture of the monster:

the_creature_from_curridge.jpg

[the monster is the one with the ears]

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