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Childhood bedroom mortgages?

Get a job so you can rent your childhood bedroom from only £500 a month, It helps your parents pay for their BTL investment.

I'll pass. Thanks. ;)

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They're all there... Young white couple, gingers, asians, single mother and a couple of gays.

What about the single white guy? :blink:

Poor b'stards!

I didn't see a single black guy there either! So not much of a point there. Single guys in general, get sh*t on.

The single mother (although this is a gross assumption too!) probably can buy through RTB (fat chance of a single man getting a council place)! But you always have the option of hooking up with your best buddy and doing the gay thing! :P

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I didn't see a single black guy there either! So not much of a point there. Single guys in general, get sh*t on.

The single mother (although this is a gross assumption too!) probably can buy through RTB (fat chance of a single man getting a council place)! But you always have the option of hooking up with your best buddy and doing the gay thing! :P

Sound like the pitch for an hilarious TV sitcom.

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