juvenal Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I found a bloke on Facebook actually called Toby Carvery... https://en-gb.facebook.com/toby.carvery.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Do you know who I am? I'm Bernie Inn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cica Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Ha. Hopefully he can cook better though. Pretty poor food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Bear Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Did his parents have it in for him? Daughter had a friend whose parents thought it amusing to call her Polly Esther Cotton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectors House Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 There was a story in some local rag last year where an old bloke was seen lurking around the veg counter at a carvery, staff were seen removing the mashed potatoes as it was believed he had masturbated into the counter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Head groundsman at Lords. http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/mike-hunt-head-groundsman-lords-cricket-ground-news-photo/87263259 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I knew a Theresa Green. I did, maybe it's the same one. I also knew a Rose Wood, and an Alice Cooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 These are a bit variable, but the good ones are great value IMO. The mechanics of *****ing into the mashed spuds are a bit implausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 I've heard of a Roland Butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I knew a Theresa Green. Any relation to Multimillionaire Michael Green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CunningPlan Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Used to have a client called Pat Buttock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Would you go to a party at Helen Bach's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I've been searching for an old work collegue, Luke Warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hectors House Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I've been searching for an old work colleague, Luke Warm. Used to work with Wayne King? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerner Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 The Cartes live down the road from me - called their son Orson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 Used to work with Wayne King? He was a right tosser.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cavey Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Bumped into a Rick Shaw once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 He was a right tosser.. Yeah but still not as abhorrent as Peter File. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Cavey Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Need I remind you of Mustapha Kunt? http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html?m=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozen_out Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Yeah but still not as abhorrent as Peter File. Or his Chinese cousin - Fu Kem Yung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I used to work with an Albert Hall, and Wayne Kerr is a maker of laboratory equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepwello'nights Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Michael Hunt, who was a work colleague many years ago, didn't like being called Mike ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 And then there's Ben Dover and Phil McCavitty who run the local pub, The Cockwell Inn, Tillet, Herts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 The Cartes live down the road from me - called their son Orson. On his birth certificate they put the Carte before the Orson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Ivor Hugh Janus Andy O'Ucanpokesticksupitt. My local vicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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