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Adverts often bring out my facetious nature. So I have my own strap-lines to replace those in the adverts.

Examples:

SMA baby stuff

"You're doing great"

should be:

"You'll be a complete mother if you're feeding your kid our products" < nice bit of emotional blackmail there

HSL chairs

"The chair specialists"

should be:

"Horrible looking chairs for old people"

Yours..?

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Adverts often bring out my facetious nature. So I have my own strap-lines to replace those in the adverts.

Examples:

SMA baby stuff

"You're doing great"

should be:

"You'll be a complete mother if you're feeding your kid our products" < nice bit of emotional blackmail there

HSL chairs

"The chair specialists"

should be:

"Horrible looking chairs for old people"

Yours..?

BA " We Fly to Serve

Should be " We fly to be Surly"

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You're worth it

You're not worth the money our shampoo costs but you'll pay it cos this advert is the only time anyone will be nice to you this week.

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A funny one that came up at my work recently. We have a French sister Company who came up with some slogans to include on promotional material/websites etc.

One on the shortlist sent to the English office was: COMPANY NAME - "We take it deeper". We laughed a lot. I think they meant to say something along the lines of "we go above and beyond" or something. Would love to have seen it gone to print... :D

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You're worth it

You're not worth the money our shampoo costs but you'll pay it cos this advert is the only time anyone will be nice to you this week.

you'll think you're worth it.....because even if you washed your hair in castrol GTX,as long as it's got the same scent of lavender our shampoo has, everyone will recognise the smell and comment on how full bodied and lustrous your hair looks!

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