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Piggate: Cameron’S ‘Private Part’ In Dead Pig’S Mouth

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#PigGate farce: Story of Cameron’s ‘private part’ in dead pig’s mouth resonates gloriously online

The #PigGate scandal, stemming from a startling claim that David Cameron put “a private part of his anatomy” into a dead pig’s mouth at a student initiation ceremony at Oxford, has sparked an endless barrage of jokes and mockery online.

Quoting a “distinguished” contemporary, the Daily Mail reported that the then-future British Prime Minister, in his student days in Oxford, participated in an outrageous initiation ceremony that involved a dead pig’s body and at least one of Cameron’s “private” parts.

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Just what is it about public schoolboys, and 'toffs' in general, that drives them to engage in these weird/outrageous activities, 'traditions' and 'rituals'? that we middle class state school educated plebs would, rightly so, think of as just plain gross and in poor taste. I've never understood it.

Maybe it's some deep inherited trait that goes all the way back to when their similarly ruling class forefathers wore animal furs, horns on their helmets and spent the time they weren't killing each other being drunk and raping and pillaging......

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Just what is it about public schoolboys, and 'toffs' in general, that drives them to engage in these weird/outrageous activities, 'traditions' and 'rituals'? that we middle class state school educated plebs would, rightly so, think of as just plain gross and in poor taste. I've never understood it.

Maybe it's some deep inherited trait that goes all the way back to when their similarly ruling class forefathers wore animal furs, horns on their helmets and spent the time they weren't killing each other being drunk and raping and pillaging......

Nothing to do with toffs.

When people are young they get pissed up and do stupid things.

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Nothing to do with toffs.

When people are young they get pissed up and do stupid things.

Toffs do more expensive stupidity! We had to f8ck road kill badger heads! :wacko:

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Its a perfect set up for PMQs isn't it

Corbyn: Mr Speaker, does the PM think that bestial necrophilia is misunderstood by the majority of the population?

PM: Mr Speaker, all I say to the honourable gentleman in the cheap suit is "Don't knock it until you have tried it"

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How many young drunk people hanging out just happen to have a dead pig about?

Not the Jews, or the followers of the Prophet? :blink:

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Nothing to do with toffs.

When people are young they get pissed up and do stupid things.

True. But it just seems to me that its the 'toffs' who always do the really outrageous stuff.

The other point is that, very often, these 'rituals' are expected and performed by 'toffs' whilst still sober! Whereas the plebs, as others note above, typically do stupid stuff only when drunk.

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Let's face it. Who hasn't put their knob in a pigs mouth?

Mr CCC?

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Let's face it. Who hasn't put their knob in a pigs mouth?

I was lonely, and the quality of women on Plenty of Fish had declined in recent years.

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Probably really common. There must be a reason that bacon is so salty, right?

smokin!

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