Frank Hovis Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 It exists! And monkey tennis: No decent inner city sumo with Chas and Dave though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can I just shock you. I like wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 There are whole swathes of programmes on the TV planner that I have seen the titles of and know that I will never watch - you know the kind of thing "Say Yes To The Dress", "Real Housewives of Orange County", "ITV2" etc. I did inadvertently catch a few minutes of "The Millionaire Matchmaker" but only because I had misread it and thought it was actually called "The Millionaire Watchmaker" - which I think could actually be a decent premise for a show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can I just shock you. I like wine. I've got a cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 I've got a cellar. There's no wine in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptherebels Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Stop getting Bond wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I like to whine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 And monkey tennis: No it doesn't. That's ape tennis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riedquat Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I both like to whine and have a cellar. The cellar mostly just holds damp and mould though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 The cellar mostly just holds damp and mould though. Wonderful, in 20 years that will have aged very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 So... to open up the discussion, what TV programmes would people here like to see made? My suggestions: Constipation Street. That's Lice! It Ain't Half a Hot Bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 UFC 191: Rousey vs Allsop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 There's no wine in it. I believe the correct term is dungeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 So... to open up the discussion, what TV programmes would people here like to see made? My suggestions: Constipation Street. That's Lice! It Ain't Half a Hot Bum Once, one drunken evening many years ago, we fired off a message to the BBC suggesting they made a version of 'Family Fortunes' with Anne Robinson as the presenter along the same lines as 'The Weakest Link'. I forgot all about it until about three days later when we got a detailed informative response saying that they had no plans to make such a programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 So... to open up the discussion, what TV programmes would people here like to see made? My suggestions: Constipation Street. That's Lice! It Ain't Half a Hot Bum Celebrity Casualty - Watch faded stars perform invasive surgery at your local A&E. Yeast Tenders - Can they organise a piss up in a brewery? Demise Demise - The reaper hits you between the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I've got a cellar. At any one time I have 9 bottles of wine in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Celebrity Casualty - Watch faded stars perform invasive surgery at your local A&E. Yeast Tenders - Can they organise a piss up in a brewery? Demise Demise - The reaper hits you between the eyes. Great British Jerk Off - each week Mary berry pulls someone's pudding. Orange is the new gag - bdsm news show. Hobos under the hammer - Dion Dublin goes round assaulting tramps. Cum dine with me - TV adaptation of the famed Natural Harvest cookbook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Death in East London - where DI Richard Poole attempts to solve murders in a particularly deprived area of our capital city, but finds as many victims as suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Top of the Tots - bbc presenters and djs relive their favourite moments of the 70s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Dr Who Do You Think You Are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Kirstie's Homemade Homes II - in which we follow Kirsty Allsop single-handely building her own home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 For a long time I've had an idea, for a show, where Israeli kids write in to the president of North Korea asking him to make their various wishes come true. The show would be called 'Kim'll Fixit for Jew' and I reckon I could knock up a catchy theme tune pretty quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Top of the Tots - bbc presenters and djs relive their favourite moments of the 70s There was indeed such a teenie disco program broadcast, but it was dropped rather quickly, and I can't remember the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionTerror Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 There was indeed such a teenie disco program broadcast, but it was dropped rather quickly, and I can't remember the name. A bit dodgy to say the least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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