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Frank Hovis

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There are whole swathes of programmes on the TV planner that I have seen the titles of and know that I will never watch - you know the kind of thing "Say Yes To The Dress", "Real Housewives of Orange County", "ITV2" etc.

I did inadvertently catch a few minutes of "The Millionaire Matchmaker" but only because I had misread it and thought it was actually called "The Millionaire Watchmaker" - which I think could actually be a decent premise for a show.

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So... to open up the discussion, what TV programmes would people here like to see made?

My suggestions:

Constipation Street.

That's Lice!

It Ain't Half a Hot Bum

Once, one drunken evening many years ago, we fired off a message to the BBC suggesting they made a version of 'Family Fortunes' with Anne Robinson as the presenter along the same lines as 'The Weakest Link'.

I forgot all about it until about three days later when we got a detailed informative response saying that they had no plans to make such a programme.

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So... to open up the discussion, what TV programmes would people here like to see made?

My suggestions:

Constipation Street.

That's Lice!

It Ain't Half a Hot Bum

Celebrity Casualty - Watch faded stars perform invasive surgery at your local A&E.

Yeast Tenders - Can they organise a piss up in a brewery?

Demise Demise - The reaper hits you between the eyes.

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Celebrity Casualty - Watch faded stars perform invasive surgery at your local A&E.

Yeast Tenders - Can they organise a piss up in a brewery?

Demise Demise - The reaper hits you between the eyes.

Great British Jerk Off - each week Mary berry pulls someone's pudding.

Orange is the new gag - bdsm news show.

Hobos under the hammer - Dion Dublin goes round assaulting tramps.

Cum dine with me - TV adaptation of the famed Natural Harvest cookbook.

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Death in East London - where DI Richard Poole attempts to solve murders in a particularly deprived area of our capital city, but finds as many victims as suspects.

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For a long time I've had an idea, for a show, where Israeli kids write in to the president of North Korea asking him to make their various wishes come true.

The show would be called 'Kim'll Fixit for Jew' and I reckon I could knock up a catchy theme tune pretty quickly.

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Top of the Tots - bbc presenters and djs relive their favourite moments of the 70s

There was indeed such a teenie disco program broadcast, but it was dropped rather quickly, and I can't remember the name. :o

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There was indeed such a teenie disco program broadcast, but it was dropped rather quickly, and I can't remember the name. :o

A bit dodgy to say the least!

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