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But sometimes they are simply baffling: take the case of Reverend John Riccardo, who reportedly told a Welcoming and Accompanying Our Brothers and Sisters with Same Sex Attraction conference aimed at supporting celibacy among homosexual Catholics that gay sex is like sticking a bagel in your ear.

He was quoted by the Detroit Free Press as telling the conference that he often expands this into a complicated analogy to explain gay sex to children, telling them: "What if I just rip open a bagel, I take it, and I cram it in my ear. What would you say?"

When children say they would tell him bagels don't go there, Riccardo says that it is similar to gay sex, adding: "That will ruin your ear canal."

Riccardo added that it was important the Catholic church welcomes gay people despite disapproving of their sexuality, saying: "If we don’t find a way to do that, then we’re going to have a ghetto and put walls around us and no one is going to come in."

I wonder what he says if the children offer up the advice you put it in your mouth.

It's beyond me why they can't just offer up the simple answer it's when two people of the same sex fancy each other, exactly like people who fancy the opposite sex.

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Kids are brighter than some think. You have don't have to give them anatomical diagrams.

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Surely the easiest thing to do is "leave the book lying around".

Steppenpig has a nice medium size green one you can borrow

My dad had a nice medical book, called "Atlas of Female Anatomy" There was an opening up cardboard lady inside. You could take the lungs off, and the liver, and there was a baby inside. :blink: I'm not sure my father found it more educational than I did.

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Janet and John and Roger?

Very modern, chief librarian! :wacko:

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My dad had a nice medical book, called "Atlas of Female Anatomy" There was an opening up cardboard lady inside. You could take the lungs off, and the liver, and there was a baby inside. :blink: I'm not sure my father found it more educational than I did.

Was your father Jack the Ripper?

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Was your father Jack the Ripper?

Far from it. He trained as a nurse, and looked after old people for 30 years.

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In my school days, I recall learning about the female reproductive system in biology.

However I don't remember being taught about the act of sex itself.

It wouldn't seem to be essential given that we've been doing it for as long as the species existed, without having to be instructed in the ways and means.

I suspect kids are bright enough to use their imagination..

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My dad had a nice medical book, called "Atlas of Female Anatomy" There was an opening up cardboard lady inside. You could take the lungs off, and the liver, and there was a baby inside. :blink: I'm not sure my father found it more educational than I did.

That was your Mum.

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That was your Mum.

:blink::D

Back to topic. Why would you describe any mechanical sex act to a "child" let alone gay sex. They won't get it. Teenagers will find it hilarious, and I remember our biology teacher being really embarassed. Pretty much we had all seen "porn", mild as it was back then, and it was good education for when we got older.

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In my school days, I recall learning about the female reproductive system in biology.

However I don't remember being taught about the act of sex itself.

It wouldn't seem to be essential given that we've been doing it for as long as the species existed, without having to be instructed in the ways and means.

I suspect kids are bright enough to use their imagination..

No they watch porn and think pulling it out and putting liquid custard all over the girls face gets them pregnant... :ph34r:

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No they watch porn and think pulling it out and putting liquid custard all over the girls face gets them pregnant... :ph34r:

I wondered who had borrowed my continental "art" films. :wacko:

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John Betjeman's Dad, concerned that he was going that way, summed it up succinctly by:

Do you know what buggers are? Buggers are when two men get so infatuated by each other that one sticks his piss-pipe up the other's bum hole.

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John Betjeman's Dad, concerned that he was going that way, summed it up succinctly by:

Do you know what buggers are? Buggers are when two men get so infatuated by each other that one sticks his piss-pipe up the other's bum hole.

I wonder how old young Mr Betjemen was when he received this "instructive" lesson?

He probably wouldn't believe straight sex either, after being lied to about Santa Claus, and God. :huh:

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Kids are brighter than some think. You have don't have to give them anatomical diagrams.

Aye. One of my earliest memories is asking my dad what a lesbian is (must have heard it somewhere). He just said 'you know how me and mum are man and woman? Well lesbians are woman and woman'

Seemed like the most normal and mundane thing imaginable to me.

It would be easy enough to describe gay sex as one man putting his willy up another mans bum. Most kids won't be inclined to try it.

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Aye. One of my earliest memories is asking my dad what a lesbian is (must have heard it somewhere). He just said 'you know how me and mum are man and woman? Well lesbians are woman and woman'

Seemed like the most normal and mundane thing imaginable to me.

It would be easy enough to describe gay sex as one man putting his willy up another mans bum. Most kids won't be inclined to try it.

Your dad gave a very good answer. ;)

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