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Emergency! Help!

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I was about to tuck into this shortbread, when I noticed that the dots were in fact a message in Braille.

It reads:

"Help! I am being held prisoner with my guide dog in a shortbread factory"

What shall we do?

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If blind and with a guide dog....how can you possibly see the dots......the dog would have eaten them. ;)

You can't see them. You feel them by wearing an old-school, red rubber finger stall on each finger.

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If blind and with a guide dog....how can you possibly see the dots......the dog would have eaten them. ;)

Dictated message to the guide dog who then baked the shortbread and inscribed the help message - only an idiot can't see that those dots weren't made by a guide dog.

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I think you are buying the wrong brand ....

It might be worth feeling those bumps. -_-

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OK I have a plan.

We need to dig a rescue tunnel.

I think the man or woman is imprisoned in a factory in Scotland, so the tunnel should end there.

Now we just have to decide out where to start the tunnel from.

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OK I have a plan.

We need to dig a rescue tunnel.

I think the man or woman is imprisoned in a factory in Scotland, so the tunnel should end there.

Now we just have to decide out where to start the tunnel from.

Mancunian way

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OK I have a plan.

We need to dig a rescue tunnel.

I think the man or woman is imprisoned in a factory in Scotland, so the tunnel should end there.

Now we just have to decide out where to start the tunnel from.

Get the A-Team on the job. Seriously, you don't ****** about in this sort of situation, get the pros in to do the job properly, or it could all get dreadfully out of hand.

You have a problem. You need help. Now if you can only find them...

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