Scunnered Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 http://www.curtainsmadeforfree.co.uk/accessories/pelmets/dotted-and-checked-curtains/CF29071/full-stop-fudge.html Just in case anyone was after one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 And what were you Googling for when you found that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 And what were you Googling for when you found that? "fudge pelmet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Where you whacking Google? Or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eight Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 And what were you Googling for when you found that? Reminds me of when I was looking for some aggregates, and had to google "hardcore slag". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Do they do beef pelmets? I have some soft furnishings I want matching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Reminds me of when I was looking for some aggregates, and had to google "hardcore slag". Here is the LinkedIn profile page of a nurse called Leslie W*nk who is at the Swedish Medical Center in Colorado. Who I did not find by Googling 'les' 'Swedish' and 'w*nk'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 Where you whacking Google? Or something? It was the only hit. Not any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corevalue Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I once had a visit from the police for googling antimacassar. I never found out why. How did plod hear of your Googling history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I once had a visit from the police for googling antimacassar. I never found out why. There are probably several closet Macassars in senior positions in Government. The police are very pro-Macassar. Edit: I may be thinking of Antimatter. The police don't like antimatter AFAIK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Where you whacking Google? Or something?My guess is "something". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Reminds me of when I was looking for some aggregates, and had to google "hardcore slag". Plenty of those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 This completely confused me.. http://www.johnlewis.com/dulwich-designs-heritage-watch-rotator/p523554 £250 for a "watch rotator" anyone? [/wtf] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 This completely confused me.. http://www.johnlewis.com/dulwich-designs-heritage-watch-rotator/p523554 £250 for a "watch rotator" anyone? [/wtf] It rotates one's expensive self-winding watch so it stays working and keeping time when one isn't wearing it. Suitable for gentlemen with more expensive self-winding watches than they have wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It rotates one's expensive self-winding watch so it stays working and keeping time when one isn't wearing it. Suitable for gentlemen with more expensive self-winding watches than they have wrists. Ah, those very expensive watches that you never have to change the battery in because they recharge from the motion of your arm? Who knew you had to fork out £250 for a watch rotator instead. Funny the things you learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It rotates one's expensive self-winding watch so it stays working and keeping time when one isn't wearing it. Suitable for gentlemen with more expensive self-winding watches than they haIve wrists. If you bought it, why not wear it? You move a bit during the day, and it keeps it wound up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 If you bought it, why not wear it? You move a bit during the day, and it keeps it wound up.I have epilepsy. It burns out the battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I have epilepsy. It burns out the battery. I find that cheaper self-winding watches cannot withstand a vigourous J Arthur Rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 I find that cheaper self-winding watches cannot withstand a vigourous J Arthur Rank. Ah, how time flies ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erat_forte Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Two-handed, donchaknow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Two-handed, donchaknow. It would not fit in one hand, eh Tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 This is why I have such admiration for people who wear sturdy large Rolexes. I think 'now there's a man who is tooled up for serious monkey spanking'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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