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China Now Hiring A Pron Identification Officer - Can You Help Stop Self Pleasure?

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Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife

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Turkish preacher Mucahid Cihad Han made the astonishing claim that those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant and be forced to raise the offspring in the afterlife.

Apparently it will make your hands pregnant. Going on trips in the afterlife is going to cost me a fortune!

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China has the world's most powerful supercomputer, the Tianhe-2, easily beating the US Titan. I am sure it could route out all offenders in one evening. The job advert is more of a beating stick for show.

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It sounds like something I could have made up.

The real worry for the Chinese is that Japanese porn is so much filthier. :blink:

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BT used to run a human filtered internet service aimed at parents with kids. They employed about a dozen indians who used to look at websites and ok them or add them to the block. I remember they used to whinge about their "terrible" job being paid to look at pron all day.

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