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Paddy & Mick are in the pub celebrating the yes vote for gay marriage.
"Oi think it's great dat gays can now marry" says Paddy.
"Oi agree" says Mick "but oi'm confused"
"What's confusing you Mick" says Paddy.
"Well Paddy, which one wears the engagement ring"
"Easy" says Paddy, "the one who pops the question gives the udder one the ring"
"And which one wears a wedding dress" says Mick.
"Easy again" says Paddy "the one who got the engagement ring wears the dress"
"Ah" says Mick, "oi think I'm getting this, so the one with the ring and the dress also gets taken up the aisle?"
"That's quite enough" says Paddy. "I don't mind discussing the ceremony but not the consummation"

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Paddy & Mick are in the pub celebrating the yes vote for gay marriage.

"Oi think it's great dat gays can now marry" says Paddy.

"Oi agree" says Mick "but oi'm confused"

"What's confusing you Mick" says Paddy.

"Well Paddy, which one wears the engagement ring"

"Easy" says Paddy, "the one who pops the question gives the udder one the ring"

"And which one wears a wedding dress" says Mick.

"Easy again" says Paddy "the one who got the engagement ring wears the dress"

"Ah" says Mick, "oi think I'm getting this, so the one with the ring and the dress also gets taken up the aisle?"

"That's quite enough" says Paddy. "I don't mind discussing the ceremony but not the consummation"

and the first couple to get married, quite aptly

gerald fitzpatrick,and patrick fitzgerald.

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