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http://www.itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/meet-the-high-class-call-girls-cookie-jane-emily-b

Privately educated and raised by loving, middle-class families, they were young women with the world at their feet. But to the shock of their well-to-do parents, these women, who go under the pseudonyms Cookie Jane, 24, and Emily B, 28, have left behind their idyllic childhoods to make their fortunes as prostitutes, charging £2,000 a night for sex.

A no-holds-barred documentary airs tonight and lets us into their world as high class escorts.

Trash TV at it's finest. did anyone else watch it?

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They are not even nice. And the £2k 'per night' means sweet FA most of the time as most blokes are only interested in one hour lol :)

Its like someone who rents out bouncy castles stating "we earn £5k per week".

Not many folk will rent one for a full week though !

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all that "work" done must have cost a fortune in both surgery and downtime.

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You can get girls far better looking than that for £150 an hour. Allegedly.

Why on earth would you want to have a hooker stay with you all night?

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High class? wtf?

If they are high class what is low class?

Is there some sort of ultra class where the attractive/younger ones are?

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.....they look like a couple of rough as guts tarts to me......not surprisingly ...

I guess a couple of centuries ago the rich were in some ways smart?

Now they seem even stupider than the rest of us.

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They're perfectly nice IMO.

On the site that shall not be mentioned (the older one of the two) there was a regular customer (Sanyisan?) who would relate back his latest activities. Maybe it was his writing style but reading it made it sound like collecting matchbox labels would have more excitement in it.

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Look like a pair of trannies to me. Are they going to enter the eurovision song contest? I absolutely hate big boobs as well. They'd have to pay me £2000 a night I'm afraid.

Give me my boney assed flat chested geordie druggie hoes anytime. Be nice to them and they often throw in a few free 'extras' as well.

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I saw bits of the program.

Scratching my head on the 'high class' I was expecting a couple of uber tall super models.

These two looked like the girls covered in sick you have to step over at 'spoons on a Friday night.

I've met high-class prossies - only met.

These were not high class - a couple of fat birds, the dark one having a comedy boob job. Really really really bad boob job.

Hint - high class means you 1) do not go on telly 2) do webchats. 3) have a bunch of doley clients.

2k? Nah, jug of cocktails at 'spoon's would pull them.

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Theres no shortage of dumb money in London.

One on the left was a self-confessed (former) crack head. Kept appearing on camera from bedroom covered in cum. Nice.

Openly claiming £5k per week cash earnings (so probably more). Not sure what hmrc are doing but these 2 women need to pony up some (bedroom) tax.

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Why on earth would you want to have a hooker stay with you all night?

Exactly, did you hear about when Sean Connery copped off with Lulu a few years back when they were interviewed by Wogan? Well they headed back to Connery's hotel room at the Savoy and after Sean had done the deed they rolled over in the silk sheets exhausted. Connery turns to Lulu and says

"if your going to shtay the night put one hand on my ballsh and the other on my ****"

Lulu turns to Sean and says "eh eh dis that turn yous on Seanie?"

Connery replied "no isht not that Lulu but lasht time I shlept with a girl from Dennishtoon she stole my wallet"

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Isn't this one of those subtle linguistic differences.

Working class: Prostitute.

More expensive: Call Girl.

Proper High Class: Courtesan.

American for courtesan: Socialite.

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Why on earth would you want to have a hooker stay with you all night?

I can't remember who said it, but I think there's some truth in the statement that what people who use prostitutes (it applies as much to women as men I guess) are paying for is for them to leave right after the sex part.

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