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EmmaRoid

Gorgeous Day

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As it it such a gorgeous day in the northern powerhouse corridor, I'm off to the Pennines (whilst it's still free).

I suggest you all do similar.

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This Northern Powerhouser's away to his allotment to put the pumpkins out and urinate on the compost heap.

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This Northern Powerhouser's away to his allotment to put the pumpkins out and urinate on the compost heap.

This Southern Softie will be uncovering his tomatoes and maybe even putting a few beans out.

On the subject of compost maintenance, I walked past an old fella on his plot a few days ago. He waved cheerfully at me with his left hand. It took a second or two to clock what he was holding in his right.

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This Southern Softie will be uncovering his tomatoes and maybe even putting a few beans out.

On the subject of compost maintenance, I walked past an old fella on his plot a few days ago. He waved cheerfully at me with his left hand. It took a second or two to clock what he was holding in his right.

If he can hold it in one hand you've nothing to fear...

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This Southern Softie will be uncovering his tomatoes and maybe even putting a few beans out.

On the subject of compost maintenance, I walked past an old fella on his plot a few days ago. He waved cheerfully at me with his left hand. It took a second or two to clock what he was holding in his right.

A lady friend of mine always wants men to wee on the compost heap, when she has a bit of a do! She reckons lady wee doesn't work, and may be undignified!

I don't think your neighbour is a Scout, or a Mason or anything like that. The zippers are always made for right-handers, so I usually end up pissing down my leg into my boots!

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....saw some nice old traction engines and classic cars......beer tent, haystacks and band. ;)

Oo arr!

Sounds like my garden. Maybe I should hold a festival?

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