tyres Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 The British public are as thick as ******ing pig shit, it has been confirmed this morningWhen voters were asked to choose between lots and lots of pain and slightly less pain, a majority asked if they could have the options explained again more slowly true dat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest_northshore_* Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Voters surrender to their inner b@stard MILLIONS of voters have admitted they are bastards who just want money.Following a close-fought election campaign, the electorate decided the prospect of having money was better than the prospect of not having it. Tom Booker, from Southampton, said: “I like money. I like how it feels in my hands. Labour had some lovely things to say about society, but I don’t actually care about any of that because it’s not money. “I promise I will do nice things with some of the money. I’ll buy Ed Miliband’s autobiography even though I’m going to put it straight in the bin.” Emma Bradford, from Peterborough, said: “They say that politics is ultimately about the economy. And the reason they say that is because it’s ******ing obvious.” Electoral analyst Carolyn Ryan said: “It seems that voters attuned to seeing through politicians’ lies looked in the mirror and could no longer believe in their own. “Socialism is great in theory, but in practice it’s a massive ball-ache.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fed_Up Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 The funniest part about these is that the people who wrote them think life under a Labour government would be significantly different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Pretty true. Nothing really bad has happened to most people yet, so it makes sense to keep the Tories in place. The coalition did a good job of keeping the Ponzi on the rails, just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Sort of. My home town (nothern) GB page has been full of posts about why the local Tory MP got elected - Doh, he got more votes. There's been a wailt 'What about the NHS' post from the woman round the corner fro my Mu, Apparently she can remember before the NHS existed and how bad it was. She was born in 1960. Thi is the woman who's husband op keeps getting canceled cos the local hospital is sh1t, And her brother lost a leg due to flesh eating bugs, due to the shit process and control at the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Search atos means test plenty people have been hurt and died . Ever seen the film the island ? Where they leave the sick guy dying in pain on his own so they can continue the fantasy of a good life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@contradevian Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Was watching some news and they told some boomer lady with her daughter the result (they were basically trying to gauge reactions) and she says "well I'm quite pleased really, but I think it will be quite damaging for the country" Edited May 8, 2015 by RentierParadisio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 The funniest part about these is that the people who wrote them think life under a Labour government would be significantly different. Free genital mutilations on the NHS? Free lessons in Urdu for anyone that wants them? A Free lifetime pass for Ken Loach films for anyone catching someone bad-mouthing the prophet (peas be upon him) Hey, even if there is no HPC, at least I can say Islam is a festering pile of crap for the next 5 years without Harriet Harman insisting I am 'silenced' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EUBanana Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Hey, even if there is no HPC, at least I can say Islam is a festering pile of crap for the next 5 years without Harriet Harman insisting I am 'silenced' There is that at least. I can well remember what ZanuLabour was like, and Od Miliband made it clear that they would be like that again with that Islamophobia guff. The Tories at least won't stoop to that sort of level - at least not so brazenly. Even if their Great Repeal Act turned out to be smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
council dweller Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Yes Atoz is a complete lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noallegiance Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 There are other reasons to vote Tory. We may get past the bitterness in a few months. Classic denial stages in full swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zugzwang Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 There are other reasons to vote Tory. Boundary changes to 'keep Labour out of power for decades'; a snooper's charter to abolish liberty and privacy forever; abolishing the Human Rights Act and replacing it with a Landlords Rights Act; unlimited immigration, oh, and national bankruptcy too. The hospitals are full to bursting. The schools are full to bursting. The roads are full of holes and it takes two weeks to get a bloody doctor's appointment. Thirty six years of privatisation, deregulation and globalisation have left the UK without a pot to piss in... and yet these gormless home counties f**** carry on voting for more of the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richc Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Boundary changes to 'keep Labour out of power for decades'; a snooper's charter to abolish liberty and privacy forever; abolishing the Human Rights Act and replacing it with a Landlords Rights Act; unlimited immigration, oh, and national bankruptcy too. The hospitals are full to bursting. The schools are full to bursting. The roads are full of holes and it takes two weeks to get a bloody doctor's appointment. Thirty six years of privatisation, deregulation and globalisation have left the UK without a pot to piss in... and yet these gormless home counties f**** carry on voting for more of the same! So Labour was campaigning against globalization and immigration and it was just the right-wing press who were able to prevent people from hearing their plans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frederico Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Um there's no money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Foil Hat Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Um there's no money Because both Lab and Con have arranged for the public services to be skimmed or fleeced by their mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCountOfNowhere Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Not everyone, just the English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lorne Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 true dat.... ...he's obviously a leftie looking for the easy way out ...which does not work...duhh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noallegiance Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Boundary changes to 'keep Labour out of power for decades'; a snooper's charter to abolish liberty and privacy forever; abolishing the Human Rights Act and replacing it with a Landlords Rights Act; unlimited immigration, oh, and national bankruptcy too. The hospitals are full to bursting. The schools are full to bursting. The roads are full of holes and it takes two weeks to get a bloody doctor's appointment. Thirty six years of privatisation, deregulation and globalisation have left the UK without a pot to piss in... and yet these gormless home counties f**** carry on voting for more of the same! An EU vote not involving UKIP? Picking the only leader out of all the candidates likely to have any credibility and relationships on an international stage in the event the world does go t!ts up? An experienced party in place if the UK does break from Europe? Keeping Labour out of power for decades? (If that guess is anywhere near accurate I'm pretty sure Ed and Gordon have done their own job there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lorne Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 ....(If that guess is anywhere near accurate I'm pretty sure Ed and Gordon have done their own job there) ..they did....and a few more of their nation destroyers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lorne Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 An EU vote not involving UKIP? Picking the only leader out of all the candidates likely to have any credibility and relationships on an international stage in the event the world does go t!ts up? An experienced party in place if the UK does break from Europe? Keeping Labour out of power for decades? (If that guess is anywhere near accurate I'm pretty sure Ed and Gordon have done their own job there) ....yes ...time to look / review when 4.8% of the national vote delivers 56 seats for the SNP while 12% plus delivers 1 seat for UKIP...think boundary changes are overdue on the road to democracy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
campervanman Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I wonder how many UKIP voters voted for change in the PR voting referendum in 2011. Not many I suspect as it was a Libdem lead idea and that must have meant it was a lefty liberal plot to turn the UK into a Marxist state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpewLabour Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Search atos means test plenty people have been hurt and died . ATOS is another relic from 13 years of Labour. The contract was awarded in 2005. The REAL nasty party, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpewLabour Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 (edited) I wonder how many UKIP voters voted for change in the PR voting referendum in 2011. Not many I suspect as it was a Libdem lead idea and that must have meant it was a lefty liberal plot to turn the UK into a Marxist state. The referendum wasn't for PR. It was AV - a completely different voting system that favours the middle parties. I would have happily voted for full PR Edited May 9, 2015 by SpewLabour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpewLabour Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Boundary changes to 'keep Labour out of power for decades'; You mean the boundary changes proposed by the independent Boundary Commission which has always been voted through (except last time when the LibDems threw a hissy after AV was rejected) that reduces the inbuilt bias towards Labour, plus wanting to reduce the number of MPs to 500 - and who could argue with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpewLabour Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 The hospitals are full to bursting. The schools are full to bursting. Hmm....increase the population by 4m + due to immigration and you wonder why schools and hospitals are full! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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