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Eight Women Discuss Masturbation, Still Don't Know What To Call It

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http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/eight-women-discuss-masturbation-still-dont-know-what-to-call-it--gyjyXoLIlW

Men have a host of terms to describe self-pleasure including jerking it off, jacking off, spanking the monkey, shaking the sausage and choking the chicken - women, meanwhile, don’t enjoy such a vast range. And for reasons the gif below makes clear, jerking off can’t really apply to both sexes.

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Our favourite suggestion of them all comes from Lesly:

"I thought about maybe calling it ‘I’m going to visit my bat cave and say hi to Michael Keaton’ but I thought that might be too much but that might be too much."

Tickling it off?

Vibrating it silly?

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they are all stupid american women who cant name anything in that video. They havent seen it on the telly therefore it doesnt have a name...idiots....but thats the liberals for you.

Here in blighty, girls in Essex call it diddling.

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Down here in Zummerset, tis known as wurdling.

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They should have listened to old Sid Rumpo, he had so many doobleentendres for everything. Merkins are so unejumacated.

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Down here in Zummerset, tis known as wurdling.

That's Bridgy for you...That smell that emanated over the town wasn't from the plastics factory...

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