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Beltane is coming up pretty soon. Do you have any plans?

I might try nude motorcycling, with boots and helmet, of course, as I don't want to look like an arsehole!

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I don't think you people are taking this seriously! :D

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Drinking mead whilst dancing skyclad around a fire.

What happened to your old picture? I liked the one of Angelina Jolie with horns! Something to hold on to! :wacko:

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What happened to your old picture? I liked the one of Angelina Jolie with horns! Something to hold on to! :wacko:

That gets taken down for the festival of Pintain...after that horny festival, abstinance is required. I saw it wrote in the book of Pin 8.1

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Well in 2000AD, Slaine and friends only get bundled into the wickerman on Samhain. And let's face it, even children's comics are more authoritative than the Telegraph.

Clint-Langley-The-Wickerman-and-the-Brid

Isn't "burning the Guy" on Guy Fawkes night just the Samhain wickerman tradition rebranded to escape Christian persecution?

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Well in 2000AD, Slaine and friends only get bundled into the wickerman on Samhain. And let's face it, even children's comics are more authoritative than the Telegraph.

Clint-Langley-The-Wickerman-and-the-Brid

Isn't "burning the Guy" on Guy Fawkes night just the Samhain wickerman tradition rebranded to escape Christian persecution?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/paganism/holydays/beltane_1.shtml

Wrong. I tried to find something in the Guardian for you but they don't seem to have covered the topic.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane

http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/paganism/holydays/beltane_1.shtml

Wrong. I tried to find something in the Guardian for you but they don't seem to have covered the topic.

Well probably, but neither link says anything at all about Guy Fawkes, Wickermen, Samhain/Halloween traditions, or possible Christian persecution of pagan traditions at the time Guy Fawkes night was popularised.

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What happened to your old picture? I liked the one of Angelina Jolie with horns! Something to hold on to! :wacko:

She was usurped by a lesbian.

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Beltane is coming up pretty soon. Do you have any plans?

I might try nude motorcycling, with boots and helmet, of course, as I don't want to look like an arsehole!

I have it on good authority that you are the Gurt Clodney 'Burping Man' and the locals set fire to your farts!

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I have it on good authority that you are the Gurt Clodney 'Burping Man' and the locals set fire to your farts!

That's why I have developed a line of tasteful metal mesh boxer shorts. The "Davey" range will prevent sphinctal damage, should you be a spontaneous serial igniter!

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She was usurped by a lesbian.

Was it fun?

Sometime I have to go to see lesbians! I might sort the car or the lawnmower or something, and then they cook dinner for me, we have a little wine, and they have no interest in doing sex with me. It's like being married! :blink:

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