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My bog has started to leak! I fear the consequenses! I fear the expense!

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They're $hit! :lol:

Just poo in a bag and keep it in the spare room. Like I do. :unsure:

...or even simpler...just poo out of windows...If you run out of poo space, call on a helpful neighbour, or perhaps a relative you don't like...

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I have a special ability to block toilets but, seemingly, only when visiting a girlfriend's parents for the first time.

If you have an attractive daughter, of age, I might be able to potentially solve your problem for free.

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It's the cistern than leaking, not the bog! Where are these Polish plumbers?

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Don't post anything more to me!

Did you get enough "gold"?

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Turn off the mains and pull the chain.

That's so old fashioned. Only my dad still has a chain pull.

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That's so old fashioned. Only my dad still has a chain pull.

New fashion now....the old high level cisterns were built to last, bet your dad's is not leaking.

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I always find mine has leaked when I go to use it the next morning after I've been out on the piss. Has your toilet a similar incidence of leaking?

I think it's a design flaw.

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I shall use the earth closet from now on.

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...or even simpler...just poo out of windows...If you run out of poo space, call on a helpful neighbour, or perhaps a relative you don't like...

get rid of the old crap by making a pergola outside, and attatching some bungy-type car tow ropes between the bog and the pergola.

then you can take a nice well ventilated dump, and catapult the contents of the bog into a neighbours garden.

sort of like this, but without the covers.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=6&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CEwQtwIwBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.liveleak.com%2Fview%3Fi%3Dfc5_1308846527%26comments%3D1&ei=kJgWVfC9EsTvavmSgqgB&usg=AFQjCNHjjQ0pfGxEFcqvh7GdWbESqyfrHQ&bvm=bv.89381419,d.d2s

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get rid of the old crap by making a pergola outside, and attatching some bungy-type car tow ropes between the bog and the pergola.

then you can take a nice well ventilated dump, and catapult the contents of the bog into a neighbours garden.

sort of like this, but without the covers.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=6&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CEwQtwIwBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.liveleak.com%2Fview%3Fi%3Dfc5_1308846527%26comments%3D1&ei=kJgWVfC9EsTvavmSgqgB&usg=AFQjCNHjjQ0pfGxEFcqvh7GdWbESqyfrHQ&bvm=bv.89381419,d.d2s

You must have been reading MrPin's "nightsoil trebuchet" blog, on a web site not a million miles from here.

Excrement with attiitude! We still have some T-shirts left!

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...or even simpler...just poo out of windows...If you run out of poo space, call on a helpful neighbour, or perhaps a relative you don't like...

But what happens if he runs out of poo? :unsure:

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If it's only leaking from one place you could fix a plastic bag so it take the water from the leak into the bowl itself.

Or get the Haynes 'How to repair your lav' manual.

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(((Hugs))) Mr Pin. So sorry to read you've had some trouble with your ballcock.

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