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Dave Beans

Stag Do Pranks

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I'm going on a stag do this weekend, and I perhaps want to do one or two subtle little pranks.. I don't want to do anything too knobbish...any ideas? I'm sure one of you is quite inventive..

Unfortunately I can't arrange dropping the poor chap in Wells city centre naked, and him trying to find bin bags or tramps clothes, which is what happened to one bloke I know..

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My pal had a good one. They dressed him up in 'quite' *****y clothes. But not so over the top that he looked dressed up. He just looked like a dick of a bloke trying to dress differently. It was pretty subtle and very funny actually.

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To be honest I've lost count of the number of friendships I've seen not recover after OTT stag do pranks.

Unless you're all in the same rugby club, or something, I would restrict it to not much more than some sort of comedy roast type thing in a pub. For one bloke, I think, bumping into a big client from work whilst he had a space hopper superglued to his bare ar5e cheeks was hard to come back from, credibility wise.

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Just to give the boring answer.. It depends on your mate and what he would like.

If he's the sort who doesn't mind being sellotaped naked to a cow, that's great. If his idea of a great night out is a few quite pints with his mates I'd respect that too. You're doing it for his benefit after all :)

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To be honest I've lost count of the number of friendships I've seen not recover after OTT stag do pranks.

Unless you're all in the same rugby club, or something, I would restrict it to not much more than some sort of comedy roast type thing in a pub.

What, pray, is a "comedy roast type thing in a pub"? The mind boggles.

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What, pray, is a "comedy roast type thing in a pub"? The mind boggles.

Presumably involving a group of men, the three meat carvery and sexual acts so depraved they can't be described on a house price forum?

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Get him blind drunk, dress him in rags and a black turban, and stick him in some remote hut with a couple of women who are in on the joke wearing burkhas, who tell him, when he wakes up, that he has been conscripted into ISIS.

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Get him blind drunk, dress him in rags and a black turban, and stick him in some remote hut with a couple of women who are in on the joke wearing burkhas, who tell him, when he wakes up, that he has been conscripted into ISIS.

...Having tattooed a big portrait of Jesus on his chest...

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Slip him a Viagra, then get everybody to be get close and emotional with him; sitting close the him, hugging him etc. He'll become aroused and confused and think he's becoming homosexual, with hilarious consequences.

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