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Jihadi John Named

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Yes. I blame the parents. Christening him 'Jihadi John' was asking for trouble.

Do Muslims get "Christened"? Even though Jesus is seen as a prophet? Names are quite weird! You should do them in order,

So a name like Wayne Elvis Winston Albert Wellington Mohammed Canute Jesus Caesar Abraham might be chronologically correct!

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Jihadi John, Jihadi John

His clothes are black, his beard is long

MI5 annoyed him so he'd like to kill the west

He is a dedicated follower of Islam

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I always thought John was the Christian name.....must be John Jihadi....who is he anyway?

Reminds me of Finidi George / George Finidi.

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Do Muslims get "Christened"? Even though Jesus is seen as a prophet? Names are quite weird! You should do them in order,

So a name like Wayne Elvis Winston Albert Wellington Mohammed Canute Jesus Caesar Abraham might be chronologically correct!

Did Jesus have a Christian name?

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Jihadi John, Jihadi John

His clothes are black, his beard is long

MI5 annoyed him so he'd like to kill the west

He is a dedicated follower of Islam

Kinky...

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Not sure people had surnames in those days. If so, he was probably Jesus Carpenter.

Christened by John the baptist.....not John the Jihadi as far as I am aware. ;)

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Apparently (according to some spokesperson from the human rights group CAGE) he was a nice quiet polite lad. Wouldn't slice the head off a fly. :rolleyes:

Just pulled the legs and wings off, 'quartered' or 1/8th'd so to speak

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