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Al-Shabaab Calls For Terror Attacks On London Shopping Centres

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Al-Shabaab calls for terror attacks on London shopping centres

Good job the war on terror is going so well.

I wonder if everything would have been so fecked up if Bush Sr had actually got rid of Saddam in 91 instead of letting junior royally feck it all up. Certainly Schwarzkopf has a lot to answer for with his decision to let armed military helicopters fly in Iraq after the first war and the Iraqi Generals even queried if it was OK for them to fly with weapons to which old Norman gave the affirmative.

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Department Of Homeland Security Issues Warning After "Mall Of America" Terror Threat

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First it was ruthless snow (in the winter), then we got a port blockade (caused by well-paid US workers demanding even more), and now, unveiling the last pillar of the holy trifecta of economic disappointment scapegoats, earlier today the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, aka the "Department of Fear", Jeh Johnson said that in a video the Al Qaeda-linked terrorist group al Shabaab called for attacks on US shopping malls, specifically citing the Minnesota mall, and that the agency is taking this threat against the Mall of America “very seriously” and that people should be “particularly careful” when visiting the mall in Minnesota. It was unclear just how being "careful" would protect one from ad hoc explosive detonations and other mass murder event, but that's a bridge the Department of Fear will cross when it gets to it.

And America.

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Meanwhile :- http://edition.cnn.com/2015/02/19/politics/terror-threat-homeland-security/

Washington (CNN)They're carrying out sporadic terror attacks on police, have threatened attacks on government buildings and reject government authority.

A new intelligence assessment, circulated by the Department of Homeland Security this month and reviewed by CNN, focuses on the domestic terror threat from right-wing sovereign citizen extremists and comes as the Obama administration holds a White House conference to focus efforts to fight violent extremism.

Whaaaaaaat!?

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Don't worry. Leroast will be along in a minute to tell us that they're not following the Koran and that we really need to worry about fundamentalist Salvation Army musicians attacking people with their appalling brass band renditions.

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Wouldnt they be better targeting Plymouth, Carlisle, York or somewhere...If they target London they'll probably end up killing more muslims than infidels.

I'd guess that going to shopping malls is probably against Sharia law, so that would be a win from their point of view.

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Is Al-Shabaab another one of these fictional CIA creatures just like Abdullah Rashid al-Baghdadi? :rolleyes:

See previous thread:

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?/topic/202878-leader-of-al-qaeda-group-in-iraq-was-fictional-us-military-says/

For more than a year, the leader of one the most notorious insurgent groups in Iraq was said to be a mysterious Iraqi named Abdullah Rashid al-Baghdadi.

As the titular head of the Islamic State in Iraq, an organization publicly backed by Al Qaeda, Baghdadi issued a steady stream of incendiary pronouncements. Despite claims by Iraqi officials that he had been killed in May, Baghdadi appeared to have persevered unscathed.

On Wednesday, a senior American military spokesman provided a new explanation for Baghdadi's ability to escape attack: He never existed.

How stupid does the CIA think we are, do they really think we fall for the same made up bullsh*t again and again?

Actually judging from the replies to this thread before mine it seems we are as stupid as the CIA think we are... :wacko:

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Al-Shabaab = a group of people....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Shabaab_%28militant_group%29

Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen (HSM; Arabic: حركة الشباب المجاهدين‎; Ḥarakat ash-Shabāb al-Mujāhidīn, Somali: Xarakada Mujaahidiinta Alshabaab, "Mujahideen Youth Movement" or "Movement of Striving Youth"), more commonly known as Al-Shabaab (Arabic: الشباب‎), meaning "The Youth" or "The Youngsters", is a jihadist terrorist group based in Somalia.

The Idea is don't have a leader because when he is killed you lose focus, but then a leader also gives focus.... so invent a leader that can't be killed and also gives focus.

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Wouldnt they be better targeting Plymouth, Carlisle, York or somewhere...If they target London they'll probably end up killing more muslims than infidels.

If they set off a bomb at the bottom of Plymouth, they would kill one tramp and blow up one half of a discarded pasty.... Why bother? Plymouth's dead already, we don't need no bombs down here, thank you very much! :D

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Is Al-Shabaab another one of these fictional CIA creatures just like Abdullah Rashid al-Baghdadi? :rolleyes:

See previous thread:

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?/topic/202878-leader-of-al-qaeda-group-in-iraq-was-fictional-us-military-says/

How stupid does the CIA think we are, do they really think we fall for the same made up bullsh*t again and again?

Actually judging from the replies to this thread before mine it seems we are as stupid as the CIA think we are... :wacko:

If you're so confident then pop over to Somalia and we'll see how you get on.

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If you're so confident then pop over to Somalia and we'll see how you get on.

Why would I want to go to Somalia? :wacko:

What's Somalia got to do with this thread and my post?

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Why would I want to go to Somalia? :wacko:

What's Somalia got to do with this thread and my post?

Errr,, Al-Shabaab are a Somalian terrorist organisation. You are so adamant that they don't exist, and I was giving you the opportunity to prove it. It's not difficult to understand, really.

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Amazon must be struggling if they're stooping to these lows. ;)

Sounds too much like kebab to be a true name. A sort of a westerner's ideal of an eastern terror group name.

There would be a hint of irony if an amazon depot was subjected to a drone attack.

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Errr,, Al-Shabaab are a Somalian terrorist organisation.

Allegedly... :rolleyes:

I wonder whether they have a branch office in Langley, Virginia? :unsure:

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Just exactly how are they going to attack Tesco online and QVC? :unsure:

I think you're massively underestimating just how scathing online reviews left by true believers can be.

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