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If You Were Teresa May

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allow them in and have a personal escort with them at all times, including drone and electronic surveillance.

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Well, there`s no way that I`d offer support to May but aren't the parents both students? Are there no schools in Zimbabwe? Do they really have to come all this way?

No, but they can choose to 'come all this way'.. And thus, education becomes one of our exports.

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Easy. Ship the body over there. Problem solved.

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"There were some special rituals they should perform, including cleansing rituals because of the sudden nature of Andrea’s death."

Not after this long.

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I don't understand what guarantee anyone can offer that they won't disappear and end up staying like so many people do.

The money to find them and deport them?

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Technology ...

"A new hi-tech system will allow friends and relatives who are unable to attend funeral services to pay their respects over the internet. From November 4, families in North East Lincolnshire can opt to have funerals at Grimsby crematorium securely streamed online to those who cannot attend a service in person, whether living or working abroad, or due to illness. Funerals will be filmed sensitively via a webcam from the rear of the chapel, so as to not intrude on personal grief.

Systems are already in place to ensure online broadcasts are only available to watch by entering security details known only the family. Other improvements at the crematorium include access to one of the largest databases of music currently available in the UK, specialising in obscure and deleted titles. Additionally, family and friends will also be able to create memorial tributes or send videos or photos to be included as an agreed part of the service.

Councillor Ray Oxby, portfolio holder for Environment and Housing, said: "We’ve installed this following feedback from local people about what they want from a modern funeral, and in particular, to cater for family members that live away and would find it difficult to attend. I am sure the improvements will improve the already excellent offer at the crematorium and provide the extra choice and facilities for families and friends to make the final tribute a more fitting one.”

For more information about the service, contact Grimsby Cemetery on (01472) 324869 or email crematorium@nelincs.gov.uk."

Read more: http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/Grimsby-Crematorium-offer-secure-online-streaming/story-20007574-detail/story.html#ixzz3PYHUs5e7

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"There were some special rituals they should perform, including cleansing rituals because of the sudden nature of Andreas death."

Not after this long.

Remember to tape your gloves to your sleeves to prevent the spirit getting up your sleeves.

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I think she should change her name to....

`Theresa Green`

I`ve always liked that one.

One of my friends went to school with a "Theresa Green". I never met her parents, and I sure would not want to be their child. What were they thinking?

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