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Mens Health Mag How To Make £1m In A Year

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Im sure you are all strapping adonis' like myself (oh and adoness' some latin expert will no doubt pick me up, but you PC brigade wont ha ha ha) and buy Mens Health magazin, if you dont (buy the mag that is!) I read a very amusing 4 page article on how to potentially make £1m pound in a year!

First you start off with a bit of betting, then a bit of spread betting (granted need a bit of luck but advises some books to read!) then heres where it gets a lot more scientific, house deposit, do it up, sell on, portfolios, rental income, trade up and up, bigger bigger, trade up profits profits till you have £1million!

Im sure the basic thrust was not a serious step by step guaranteed plan to make money, but it does highlight the fact that property is seen as easy money to be made and well it permeates everything still, no wonder HPC will be long and drawn out. Its going to take both a credit crunch and painful re-education to really bring prices into realistic ranges

Maybe, just maybe Mens Health have been infiltrated by the dreaded VI! No one expects the dreaded vested intrests, er well we do on HPC.

Anyone else read similiar things in random titles such as "I made 100,000Lb catch, via BTL" in Carp weekly or something

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And heres me thinking you were going to suggest compacting the waste material from the left-over mens mags under your bed and turning it into a 6 bedroom mansion in North London. :o

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if you are a big strapping adonis like they are in mens health mag then it will be a dam sight easier making a million by standing outside kings cross and being a rent-boy.

......that way you only get butt-f***ed by the punters and not the government.

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Mens Health Mag How To Make £1m In A Year, guess what the plan involves.....

George Clooney and 10 other Hollywood actors?

That might be slighly more credible.

Did that issue feature the almost obligatory "how to get a six pack" article as well?

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what exactly is their logic in starting off by making leveraged profits through spreadbetting and then instead of pyramiding again via more sbets putting the profits into propoerty. Sounds just about the most counterintuintive arrant nonsense of all time.

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if you are a big strapping adonis like they are in mens health mag then it will be a dam sight easier making a million by standing outside kings cross and being a rent-boy.

......that way you only get butt-f***ed by the punters and not the government.

...or go to Westminster and get both!

Well, someone had to say it. :P

Truely, the peak has been reached when housing becomes an issue in a magazine devoted to fitness.

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...or go to Westminster and get both!

Well, someone had to day it. :P

Truely, the peak has been reached when housing becomes an issue in a magazine devoted to fitness.

:lol::lol: .......you might be onto something there.

....all you have to do is gen up on slighly dubious MP,hang around clapham common for a bit or make a pass at them,and as soon as they respond...BINGO!!!!

sell the story to the press.......the meeja will cough up,or the MP will to shut you up.

either way you hit the jackpot!

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Well, I hope their financial advice is better than their fitness advice...which can be summed up thus:

"Slightly chubby 30 something? Don't worry, you can still look like a superfit athlete by training 20 minutes a day with our super advice. And you can eat pies....honest"

On page 22..."Women prefer sensitivity to an enormous dong...and they like their men slightly chubby! Honest, we've done a survey!"

yeah yeah yeah....

and in no way is all this black and white photography of male torsos for the gay market...honest!

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