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The Hpc Twelve Days Of Crashmas

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Sing along, now... :o

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CRASHMAS, HPC gave to me,

12 EAs closing...

11 advisors hiding

10 price reductions

9 desperate trolls

800 new members

7% falls forecast

6 BTL sellers

5% interest rates!

4 auctions failed

3 ex-Foxtons minis

2 tits up

and PG up a gum tree!

Edited by geranium

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Four reposessions

Three negative equities

Two banks a panicking

AND THE HALIFAX SAYING PRICES ARE GOING UP

Edited by Young Goat

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the nativity play continues...

[the carol singers stop and joseph and mary enter stage right]

'oh mary. here we are in utoxetter. let us see if theres room at the btl inn'

[they approach landlord]

'get lost. the rents £400 with a £600 bond. no pets, no donkeys, no smokers and no children of god'

[ppsstt..prompt]

'oh no mary. what are we to do.? we have ccjs from galilee'

[enter angels]

'we saw three ships a sailing, a sailing, a sailing. we saw three...'

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the nativity play continues...

[the carol singers stop and joseph and mary enter stage right]

'oh mary. here we are in utoxetter. let us see if theres room at the btl inn'

[they approach landlord]

'get lost. the rents £400 with a £600 bond. no pets, no donkeys, no smokers and no children of god'

[ppsstt..prompt]

'oh no mary. what are we to do.? we have ccjs from galilee'

[enter angels]

'we saw three ships a sailing, a sailing, a sailing. we saw three...'

Excellent!

VP

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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