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Is this only up for discussion when there is a bit of fanny on the show? Surely some of you ladies must have been titillated by "The Twins"? :lol:

Yeah, last I heard they were doing lookalikes for the Proclaimers.

:D

Really though, it just confirms the stupidity of people in the UK. Take your mothers savings, spend it all ( and some ), go 4 months over schedule, working 7 days a week, 12 hours a day and all for a yield of 4.2%, not including anything for voids or maintainence. Really, really bright. No, really.

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I do not watch Property Porn any more, now that I have been through a course of therapy to ween me off my former addiction.

I am proud to be a housing bear. (Don't abuse me I am not a second class citizen).

I could, however, consider a relapse if a new kind of Property Porn were produced. How about this:

A goofy baby boomer couple buy a former council house for £200K, and refurbish it. They replace the bricks with marble, line the rooms with gold, add taps that dispense champagne, convert the shed into sleeping quarters for three 30 year old white English male(*) manservants and convert the roof space of the garage into a luxury stables complete with horse-lift for a genetically cloned Red Rum (also supplied in the price). They put it on the market for £6.5m, but after nineteen months the only interest is from a 24 and 25 year old couple who put in an offer for £65K.

:lol::lol::lol:

* Political correctness gives this as the only remaining group that could fill this category without fear of retaliation.

PS. Webmaster - "A meior a Melhor Rede Imobiliaria em Portugal!" ??????? :blink:

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I do not watch Property Porn any more, now that I have been through a course of therapy to ween me off my former addiction.

you missed some fine front elevation shots, but the thatch was a bit disappointing.....as for the Barn conversion what a comedy of errors and as for the budget........ha ha ha :rolleyes:

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Yeah, last I heard they were doing lookalikes for the Proclaimers.

:D

It should have been called "Property Burrow" last night, with that pair of moles digging deeper and deeper into financial, physical and emotional turmoil.

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It should have been called "Property Burrow" last night, with that pair of moles digging deeper and deeper into financial, physical and emotional turmoil.

:lol::lol::lol:

If I did what they did to my mothers savings, she would have me over her knee and smack my ar5e.

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convert the shed into sleeping quarters for three 30 year old white English male(*) manservants...

* Political correctness gives this as the only remaining group that could fill this category without fear of retaliation.

I don't know about political correctness. This is probably close to reality for a lot of young professionals.

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How do you chaps get the very small text in your signatures? I have tried size 1, but mine's still bigger than yours. Size zero didn't seem to work, at least not on the preview. Paradoxically, size 0 was larger than size 1!

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I do not watch Property Porn any more, now that I have been through a course of therapy to ween me off my former addiction.

That's a shame on the Home and Leisure Channel tonight you can watch Property Ladder followed by not one, but two helpings of Location, Location, Location. All without warnings about when they were filmed and how it may differ from the market now, I'm sure.

Incidentally Channel Yes661 does a programme called Price Crash Live, I was really disappointed when I discovered that it was not a property programme.

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this may sound odd,but I am actually getting into the property-porn shows now!!!

I couldn't stand them before,but for the last year I have seen the big flying blob of poo flying head-on towards the fan.I know what the outcome will be,but I'm wearing goggles so I'm safe!!!

the people on the program(and a vast amount of the population),do not ......and they are sitting there thinking "isn't this a lovely breeze?....shall we turn it up a notch?"

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