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Mr Pin's Lappland Turnipshire Theme Park!

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Not that Lawrence Llewellyn-Bownen's muddy sheep dip with lemonade Xmas fantasy has turned to shit, why not look at the alternatives! MrPin's "Toxic Wonderland" will give your children an experience the police won't believe! :blink:

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Why do your children fear me? I am just like Lawrence, with just as much hair, althought it is distributed differently! I also had a poncy shirt once, which I had to burn when I went up North!

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People should be made to take their kids to church to celebrate Christmas.

Wickedness!

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Wickedness!

Well it might tone down some of the rampant commercialism if you were only allowed to buy Christmas present if you'd got 10 stamps on your church attendance card.

Lots of options in the UK including:

http://www.unitarian.org.uk/pages/frequently-asked-questions-faq

Do Unitarians celebrate Christmas?+

The answer is yes. Why? It marks the birth of a religious leader of seminal importance. The birth of Jesus stands as a symbol of the divinity inherent in every human birth. It stands for the perennial rebirth of innocence and hope in every new child. It calls to mind the values of peace and goodwill that should be with us all the year. It coincides with the winter solstice, the turning of the earth towards the light and the warmth of a new year. All these factors play a part in the Unitarian Christmas.

Unitarians do not, in the main, let it worry us that we do not know the precise date of Jesus' birth. Nor do we worry that the two quite distinct Gospel Nativity stories probably have little or no historical basis. As myth they express later beliefs about the significance of Jesus and other, more timeless, truths.

Unitarians believe that Jesus was conceived and born in the usual human manner, which in no way diminishes him -- quite the contrary. Many, though, are willing, for the season, to suspend disbelief, enter into the Christmas myth, and find at its heart a message of divine love for a world that needs it.

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Good idea.

It might even cure them of both religion and Christmas.

MrPin's "Toxic Wonderland" Theme Park has a ride that cures constipation! It's the vertical flushout inverted carriage plungerthon! Then there's the patented "Vaginatizer", where you can spill your tea, come out smelling of sardines, vomit, and become covered in something horrible!

I share your Scroogeness of Christmas, but I have to remember I might be seeing children who haven't had the "life of Pin" yet!

I shall always remain an amusing "uncle" to them, carefully treading, just this side of prison, and far away from the HSE!

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This Lappland 'Toxic Wonderland' sounds a bit like the 'Glory Hole Theme Park' on the GTA III San Andreas radio stations. :blink:

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We only have "Wookey Hole" here, which sounds like a female ailment!

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They should do one for easter.
Fence off a bit of land, get a load of rabbits from the pet shop. Get a load of easter eggs. Hide the eggs and let the bunnys go.
£20 in and you can eat what you catch. :)

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They should do one for easter.

Fence off a bit of land, get a load of rabbits from the pet shop. Get a load of easter eggs. Hide the eggs and let the bunnys go.

£20 in and you can eat what you catch. :)

Yes! we all know the Last Supper was attended by the Easter Bunny, and other delicious disciples!

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'Attended' is a bit of a euphamism, for the main course?

Hannibal, is that you? I've made some smashing gravy! :blink:

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There will, but the dancers will be short an cloathed head to toe on smelly furs. They will shake various parts of the fur in your face unless you slip them some banknotes.

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