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Not quite a parody, but it had the whole office pissing their pants last week.

you fat *******, you fat *******, you fat *******, you fat *******, you fat *******, you fat *******

they say you've never seen a salad, thats y ur fat
You wobbly like a jelly, n ur **** is so fat
your outta breath just talking, to fat 2 shag,
you cant see your feet through ur belly
and ur a big fat slag

and its
hi ho you fat *******
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat *******

u eat for all of england
u eat so fast, if eating was a competition u'd never finsh last, u spend all ur time just eating,
u like pies the best, you've never been on a diet
u mite never yettttttt...........

and its
hi ho you fat *******
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat *******

and its
hi ho you fat *******
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat *******

you fat *******, you fat *******, you fat *******,
you fat *******, you fat *******, you fat *******,
you fat *******, you fat *******


and its
hi ho you fat *******
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat *******

u make cerial smith look thin, paporitse 2,
u bigger than the blobby beages, fatter than maning 2,
u make shelby brown look skinny, pat butcher 2,
ur just a big fat *******, no1's as fat as u

and it's
hi ho you fat *******
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat *******

and its
hi ho you fat *******
u ate all the pies now baby
you've never seen a salad
you ate all the pies
you fat *******.

u fat *******...... (carrys on)

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Dammit!

I thought I was going to one-up you lot by posting some ancient parody song.

My first thought turned to the Beggar's Opera (1728), which very clearly fits the bill. But that would invite being one-upped in turn.

Maybe I should post El Grillo, from more than two centuries earlier? Maybe not such a clear fit: he's just parodying his work-life balance (and the message got through: he got the time off he'd been asking for).

But no: surely I could find something from the Goliards? The twelth-century protest movement best known today for the poems Orff used in Carmina Burana.

Yet even as I googled that, it occurred to me, this is far too modern. I should obviously be going back to Ἀριστοφάνης. Except .. how am I to evaluate whether any setting I might find on youtube is remotely authentic?

Hmmm ...

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On the subject of bad performances ...

Anyone who hasn't heard of "Flo-Jo" should google her. Florence Foster-Jenkins murderssings Mozart at the Carnegie Hall. She was truly a parody of herself.

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It may be over 30 years old and not particularly funny, but any chance to enjoy Pamela Stephenson prancing about in leotard taking the piss out of Kate Bush is surely not to be missed...

XYY

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