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Just Look What's Been Banned Now!

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure.

Female ejaculation

More at the link, have any of your favourites been banned?

So male ejaculation fine, but not female!!!

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First they came for the spanking ...and I said nothing because I wasn't really into spanking

Then they came for the facesitting ...and I said nothing because I wasn't really into facesitting

Then they came for the naked men on unicycles ...and I thought MrPin better watch what he posts about in future.

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Joke of a Government. Total hippocrits of course. Although seems like a distraction considering those two big threads off-topic.

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So MPs, those 'people' that are currently under investigation for horrifically sexually abusing and possibly murdering boys during their orgies, feel fit to ban depicting acts such as 'face sitting' during what are basically fantasy films for people to 'knock one out' to... The fact that there was been next to no media coverage of this is a real shame and indicates how our society is increasingly like that of the Soviet Union...

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First they came for the spanking ...and I said nothing because I wasn't really into spanking

Then they came for the facesitting ...and I said nothing because I wasn't really into facesitting

Then they came for the naked men on unicycles ...and I thought MrPin better watch what he posts about in future.

I tried spanking but, it wasn't for me either, in retrospect harder may have been a poor choice of safe word.

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Consenting adults in a consensual situation. Wtf is the problem?

Whilst I'm not especially interested in any of these acts, and really don't like violent porn, I do not see why the government thinks it has the authority to ban these.

Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

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Consenting adults in a consensual situation. Wtf is the problem?

Whilst I'm not especially interested in any of these acts, and really don't like violent porn, I do not see why the government thinks it has the authority to ban these.

Yeah... and "female ejaculation"... what's with the sexism? I say, let 'em squirt!

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So Benny hill can't ever be shown again ? That had spanking in it.

This country gets more ******ed up by the second.

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The UK porn industry isn't very big. Angela Merkel's country has a fine porn industry where it seems all these things are allowed.

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No more strict discipline for naughty boys.

On the plus side, Cleveland Steamers, Brazilian Flapjacks and Rusty Trombones would still seem to be a 'go'.

So it could have been worse

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On the plus side, Cleveland Steamers, Brazilian Flapjacks and Rusty Trombones would still seem to be a 'go'.

So it could have been worse

Hey, I know one out of three of those so can bluff the others!

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It's had no complaints so far.

Of course, not, to complain automatically convicts....Unless you are an Official Bottom Inspector.

(LOL)

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So MPs, those 'people' that are currently under investigation for horrifically sexually abusing and possibly murdering boys during their orgies, feel fit to ban depicting acts such as 'face sitting' during what are basically fantasy films for people to 'knock one out' to... The fact that there was been next to no media coverage of this is a real shame and indicates how our society is increasingly like that of the Soviet Union...

Well said.

Victorian morality for the common people, murderous depravity for the ruling psychopaths.

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I think it would be far more helpful if I had a leaflet listing Government-approved sexual practices.

Perhaps a DWP-approved accreditation scheme, operated by po-faced obese lesbians in Dr Martens and with huge gunts, lecturing us on acceptable positions, etc.

I am sure that Captain Euro has his own repertoire of nice, neat, diverse, hygienic sexual practices.

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Something occurred to me whilst out walking the dog.

If this legislation only applies to the UK and does not represent the pan-European stance on such matters, is it not restraint of trade under the Treaty of Rome?

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