spyguy Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Looks like the man who 'fights for the poor, 24h day, every day' when faced with any sort of issues - losing election, not getting any international job, getting kicked out by the SNP' has decided to pursue other opportunities. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30167158 What's a suitable jobs for the worse PM we've never elected? A suitable career for someone who's enslaved you kids, their kids and their kids' kid's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 New presenter for Jim'll Fix It? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer Bunny Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 A printer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Knimbies who say No Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Panning for gold on the Forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gf3 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 A paper weight. He would be good at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 mud flap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robo1968 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Crash test dummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 An extra in Braveheart 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbeth79 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 International Monetary Fund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fully Detached Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Dart board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Debt counsellor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Of Highbridge Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 In my youth I spent some time working in meat factories and would often be working with older people nearing retirement who has been Jockeys, Professional sports people, upper management for large firms etc. before being fired/made redundant. Often that's it the end of the line and you have to work among the proles again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habeas Domus Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 ^ for a minute there I thought you were going to suggest grinding him up, that would be a bit unfair - there are standards for the fat content of meat pies. He does look a bit like Mr Wilson so perhaps a second career in managing a large BTL portfolio in Ashford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 He does look a bit like Mr Wilson so perhaps a second career in managing a large BTL portfolio in Ashford? Or as a bailiff in Ashford. We might get to find out whether the "Gordon Nokia throw" is more deadly than the "Fergus chair push". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Was Gordon brown the ultimate non jobber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 A voice over actor for children's TV programmes such as Thomas the tank engine and in the night garden. If Ringo Star can do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I'd have thought he could get a perfectly legit gig lecturing politics at a suitably left wing university somewhere, given he has a PhD and relevant work experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted November 23, 2014 Author Share Posted November 23, 2014 A voice over actor for children's TV programmes such as Thomas the tank engine and in the night garden. If Ringo Star can do it... I think there's an active policy of keeping people of 'confused sexual appetites' away from kids tv. Saville, misc DJs and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyguy Posted November 23, 2014 Author Share Posted November 23, 2014 I'd have thought he could get a perfectly legit gig lecturing politics at a suitably left wing university somewhere, given he has a PhD and relevant work experience LSE then. Although he is on record as saying he knows nothing about economics, which might not be much of a hindrance these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Some volunteer job where he can happily use his catalogue of hand and arm gestures, fine tuned in years of projecting he had control of economy and 'the world'. - 'Because that is the right thing to do.' Aircraft Marshall Signaller on some abandoned 'emergency' strip in Northern Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Give him a Police uniform, send him to Calais and he can explain to the would be immigrants why they cannot come to the UK even though he signed the Lisbon treason paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjw Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Complaints manager at the parachute packing factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Was Gordon brown the ultimate non jobber? Or maybe the ultimate blow jobber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dances with sheeple Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Some volunteer job where he can happily use his catalogue of hand and arm gestures, fine tuned in years of projecting he had control of economy and 'the world'. - 'Because that is the right thing to do.' Aircraft Marshall Signaller on some abandoned 'emergency' strip in Northern Scotland. He looks totally gone in that photo, he is heading for Wonderland Ranch I fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWheelKeepsTurning Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 A Broiler Catcher - at a chicken shed that can't afford a machine to do it, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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