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Practical Jokes Xmas Present

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Looking for a practical jokes set for an 8 year old girl - delights in making adults look silly.

Stuff on ebay and amazon not up to much.

Suggestions please?

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Give her a huge gift-wrapped box with nothing in it.

Just watch her face as she unwraps it and gets the joke.

Surely you could think of something terribly small to put in the big box to top it off. ;)

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Get a special newspaper front page printed that says Bank of England has set interest rates at 7%.

That'll get most adults good and proper.

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Give her a huge gift-wrapped box with nothing in it.

Just watch her face as she unwraps it and gets the joke.

Has anyone suggested a screwdriver and small pair of mole grips yet?

Barring that, give her a roll of clingfilm, a packet of snappits and explain to her how to set the bathroom up before Christmas dinner.

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Has anyone suggested a screwdriver and small pair of mole grips yet?

Barring that, give her a roll of clingfilm, a packet of snappits and explain to her how to set the bathroom up before Christmas dinner.

I'm voting Mr Renting as the Scroogiest uncle ever! His Yorkshire visa is in the post, but it's only for the South Riding, not the good bits!

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Has anyone suggested a screwdriver and small pair of mole grips yet?

Barring that, give her a roll of clingfilm, a packet of snappits and explain to her how to set the bathroom up before Christmas dinner.

Ah yes, Snappits. My uncle and I used to play with those.

Well, I played. I threw them at him and gave him a relapse of shell-shock.

Oh, how my Aunt laughed.

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