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MrPin says everyone needs four spoons! For ladies, you get three spoons of ladyjuice when you are born. Angels do it! And a special fourth spoon of manlyness! And for men you you get three spoons of manlyness, and there's the fourth spoon, of ladyness. And you don't think you want it, but it actually makes you a better man. Discuss. :rolleyes::(

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I have never heard such a preposterous farrago of nonsense.

Thanks for that! I've never heard such rubbish about gardening!

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Three spoons of Lady juice? Do you take them each morning with breakfast?!

P

If he makes his cornflakes with soya milk, probably yes.

I like the word 'farrago'. It needs to get out more.

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If he makes his cornflakes with soya milk, probably yes.

I like the word 'farrago'. It needs to get out more.

I quite like hearing about ladies' monstrual cycles!

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I quite like hearing about ladies' monstrual cycles!

A slight typo there Mr P.

It's moonstrual cycles.

Edit: though, on thinking about it, both spellings work

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A slight typo there Mr P.

It's moonstrual cycles.

It's a lovely gas mask you are wearing. Did you know you can get them with the canister on the other side for people who shoot left handed?

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I think this is the start of Mr Pin's Eugenics and BioEngineering program for Pinworld.

Beware. It starts with ladyjuice, and before you know it, he will be sending you his body fluids in the post as a 'present'.

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I think this is the start of Mr Pin's Eugenics and BioEngineering program for Pinworld.

Beware. It starts with ladyjuice, and before you know it, he will be sending you his body fluids in the post as a 'present'.

Nah, he's just preparing the board for the name change to Mr Pink.

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I have never heard such a preposterous farrago of nonsense.

He can't help it - it comes from exhaustion after the turnip harvest, and all the merrymaking in the Milkmaid and Ferret afterwards.

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I think this is the start of Mr Pin's Eugenics and BioEngineering program for Pinworld.

Beware. It starts with ladyjuice, and before you know it, he will be sending you his body fluids in the post as a 'present'.

It's just an observation, Mr Renting. And I never posted you my excrement by recorded delivery. :blink:

All I am saying is blokes need a little of the feminine side, to stop them being horrible, and ladies need just a bit of male in them, to give them a bit of wizz. And that's how most people are made.

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It's just an observation, Mr Renting. And I never posted you my excrement by recorded delivery. :blink:

All I am saying is blokes need a little of the feminine side, to stop them being horrible, and ladies need just a bit of male in them, to give them a bit of wizz. And that's how most people are made.

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I have just been to the post office again. Expect a recorded delivery. I have been eating picked eggs!

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:blink:

There's a parcel waiting for me at the post office. I have to sign for it, so I can't collect it until Monday morning. I reckon it's human excrement again. I believe they had to keep it outside, for safety reasons. :blink:

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Nah, he's just preparing the board for the name change to Mr Pink.

Mr Pink is the one that survives! See the film!

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You're not posting excrement to yourself again are you?

I think this is you Mr P..

I'm taller and thinner, and I do forks! And spoons are for wimps!

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