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Bride-To-Be 'becomes Pregnant After Having Sex With Dwarf Stripper On Hen Night

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Doesn't sound like she would make a very reliable wife.

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How does a dwarf stripper remain anonymous? Just how many dwarf strippers are there in Spain? More than 7? :lol:

By posting nude pictures on the Internet? :huh:

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Bloke I know of, had a stag do, that involved being hand cuffed to a gay dwarf for the whole of time, whilst in Prague. Not too sure if the pregnancy thing happened though...

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Bloke I know of, had a stag do, that involved being hand cuffed to a gay dwarf for the whole of time, whilst in Prague. Not too sure if the pregnancy thing happened though...

Should have come down this way. You can be handcuffed to some granny's electric wheelchair, until you "pleasure" her in some "manly way". :wacko:

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Just how many dwarf strippers are there in Spain? More than 7? :lol:

Not sure about Spain Bossy, but I can assure you that there are no more than 3 dwarf-strippers in Hartlepool...

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Should have come down this way. You can be handcuffed to some granny's electric wheelchair, until you "pleasure" her in some "manly way". :wacko:

With a nice box of chocolates? Bit difficult to deliver in the super-manly Milk Tray man way, though, if you're handcuffed to a wheelchair, I suppose.

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I just googled it; a dwarf is anyone less than 4 foot 10.

I'm 6 foot 2 and went on a date once with a woman who was under 5 foot tall. We must have looked quite comical together.

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+1 WTF was that? They make money from songs like that? I am in the wrong game.

I thought that was an every day domestic scene from Swansea...

Gotta be up there with the great white shark documentary narrated by snoop doggy dog

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I thought that was an every day domestic scene from Swansea...

Gotta be up there with the great white shark documentary narrated by snoop doggy dog

Some of these rappers are worth hundreds of millions now - perhaps more. I have always been of the opinion that it is mostly complete garbage. I can't understand most of it.

I remember watching a film about cops and LA gang culture years ago with Robert Duvall and, IIRC, Sean Penn - I couldn't understand most of it. I would have stood better chance if they had been speaking Latin.

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I just googled it; a dwarf is anyone less than 4 foot 10.

I'm 6 foot 2 and went on a date once with a woman who was under 5 foot tall. We must have looked quite comical together.

I wouldn't worry about that! Everyone can look comical with me, of any size!

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The correct plural of dwarf is dwarfs, dwarves were made up by Mr Tolkien! :blink:

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I wouldn't worry about that! Everyone can look comical with me, of any size!

Yes I do quite well at looking comical all by myself!

"Comical looking bloke seeks comical looking burd to make funny looking kids"

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Yes I do quite well at looking comical all by myself!

"Comical looking bloke seeks comical looking burd to make funny looking kids"

well then , you have learned the "way of Pin" :(

I'll bet you are not half as bad as you think you are!

Funny ladies are hard to find, see the number of good lady comediennes!

Ladies that can make me laugh, and eat my cooking, are pretty good, tits or not! None of my GFs have been dwarfs. In fact they always seemed rather big! Maybe it's my cooking?

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