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I like the odd cigar. Pleasant. Never smoked though - never fancied it. Cigar smoke actually smells pleasant - unlike fags.

Tip - when you are slicing the end off - do less than you think. Take too much - and it ******s it up.

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What brand? If it's Cohiba Behike 54s, they are nasty. You should send them to me for safe disposal. shifty_zps46508aa9.gifshifty_zps46508aa9.gifshifty_zps46508aa9.gif

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Oral cancer.

Why not smoke them up your bottom and get bum cancer instead? Obviously through "Davey underpants" made of wire mesh, so you don't ignite your sphincter!

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My only contribution to this thread is that vagina is the latin word for scabbard and that a certain girlfriend of a pop star allegedly put mars bars and cigars up her fufu.

Apparently they smoke better afterwards - the cigars and not the fufus.

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My only contribution to this thread is that vagina is the latin word for scabbard and that a certain girlfriend of a pop star allegedly put mars bars and cigars up her fufu.

Apparently they smoke better afterwards - the cigars and not the fufus.

Thank you for your contribution. I shall mention it in passing to the wife.

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What brand? If it's Cohiba Behike 54s, they are nasty. You should send them to me for safe disposal. shifty_zps46508aa9.gifshifty_zps46508aa9.gifshifty_zps46508aa9.gif

They're not Cuban, they're shit but you have to learn on something.

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My only contribution to this thread is that vagina is the latin word for scabbard and that a certain girlfriend of a pop star allegedly put mars bars and cigars up her fufu.

Apparently they smoke better afterwards - the cigars and not the fufus.

makes them smoulder rather than smoke with a faint whiff of kipper...... allegedly

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makes them smoulder rather than smoke with a faint whiff of kipper...... allegedly

fanny-tastic story mate!

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