MrPin Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I've just received a cheque for over £1000 from HMRC, for when I overpaid income tax one year! What tat should I blow it on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Holiday in Thailand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 Holiday in Thailand? I don't think that I would like that! I would have to eat locusts, and most of the women seem to be men, in the "educational" films I have seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptherebels Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Electric bassoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 Electric bassoon. Now we are talking! I like music and like to try different instruments! Some right twunts on here have already made be buy a ukulele! How worse can it get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepLurker Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Deposit on a BTL mortgage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChumpusRex Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I'd be very sensible and save it. I once go a tax rebate from HMRC. Three months later, they opened a tax investigation, and asked for it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 I'd be very sensible and save it. I once go a tax rebate from HMRC. Three months later, they opened a tax investigation, and asked for it back. I am thinking just that! No saxophone lessons yet then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I'll swap you my tax rebate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 I'll swap you my tax rebate. Yes! I know it works the other way too! Maybe you should wait five years to pay it back! They won't like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horridbloke Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Now we are talking! I like music and like to try different instruments! Some right twunts on here have already made be buy a ukulele! How worse can it get? One evening when I was in Bangkok I found myself in urgent need of an ethernet cable. There were various stores in the street outside the hotel so I wandered amongst them until I found someone who was selling memory cards and ipad cases and related computery junk. I spent a couple of minutes explaining to the gentleman what it was I needed, at which point he said he was very sorry and he didn't have any ethernet cables, but would I like some viagra instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 One evening when I was in Bangkok I found myself in urgent need of an ethernet cable. There were various stores in the street outside the hotel so I wandered a mongst them until I found someone who was selling memory cards and ipad cases and related computery junk. I spent a couple of minutes explaining to the gentleman what it was I needed, at which point he said he was very sorry and he didn't have any ethernet cables, but would I like some viagra instead? What what you do with Viagra in Bangkok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horridbloke Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 What what you do with Viagra in Bangkok? Hard to say, but it seems most Thai businesses offer most services, which at least makes things easy. If Apple were a Thai company they would offer oh-so-desirable smartphones, scooter hire and massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I've just received a cheque for over £1000 from HMRC, for when I overpaid income tax one year! What tat should I blow it on? Blow and blow jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
council dweller Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 A motorbicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wherebee Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Give it to Onion boy to fund his child rescue. (see other thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonguest Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 A whole Krugerrand (or other 1oz gold coin).........well, I mean, this is HPC isn't it? A thread wouldn't be complete without someone at some point invoking the yellow metal! (oh, and the spare change can be used for one or two nice meals out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 A motorbicycle. Maybe I should fix the one I already have, but never gets used much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
council dweller Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Oh, a winter project is it. Not a Harley is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 Oh, a winter project is it. Not a Harley is it? Oh dear! It is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARIMA Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I've just received a cheque for over £1000 from HMRC, for when I overpaid income tax one year! What tat should I blow it on? IPhone 6 Plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 IPhone 6 Plus. Not going there! I have no reason for one! That really is overexpensive tat! I have no use for a "phone" bigger than my nob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Jocks, vote 'YES' on Thursday and get much more generous tax rebates than Pinny... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHERWICK Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not going there! I have no reason for one! That really is overexpensive tat! I have no use for a "phone" bigger than my nob! A 65 inch Ultra HD 3D TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 A 65 inch Ultra HD 3D TV. What a smashing idea! I'll bet porn will look quite frightening on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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