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Tax Rebate

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I've just received a cheque for over £1000 from HMRC, for when I overpaid income tax one year!

What tat should I blow it on? :blink:

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Holiday in Thailand? :rolleyes:

I don't think that I would like that! I would have to eat locusts, and most of the women seem to be men, in the "educational" films I have seen!

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Electric bassoon.

Now we are talking! I like music and like to try different instruments! Some right twunts on here have already made be buy a ukulele! How worse can it get?

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I'd be very sensible and save it.

I once go a tax rebate from HMRC. Three months later, they opened a tax investigation, and asked for it back.

I am thinking just that! :unsure: No saxophone lessons yet then!

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I'll swap you my tax rebate.

Yes! I know it works the other way too! Maybe you should wait five years to pay it back! They won't like that!

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Now we are talking! I like music and like to try different instruments! Some right twunts on here have already made be buy a ukulele! How worse can it get?

One evening when I was in Bangkok I found myself in urgent need of an ethernet cable. There were various stores in the street outside the hotel so I wandered amongst them until I found someone who was selling memory cards and ipad cases and related computery junk. I spent a couple of minutes explaining to the gentleman what it was I needed, at which point he said he was very sorry and he didn't have any ethernet cables, but would I like some viagra instead?

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One evening when I was in Bangkok I found myself in urgent need of an ethernet cable. There were various stores in the street outside the hotel so I wandered a mongst them until I found someone who was selling memory cards and ipad cases and related computery junk. I spent a couple of minutes explaining to the gentleman what it was I needed, at which point he said he was very sorry and he didn't have any ethernet cables, but would I like some viagra instead?

What what you do with Viagra in Bangkok? :blink:<_<

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What what you do with Viagra in Bangkok? :blink:<_<

Hard to say, but it seems most Thai businesses offer most services, which at least makes things easy. If Apple were a Thai company they would offer oh-so-desirable smartphones, scooter hire and massages.

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Give it to Onion boy to fund his child rescue. (see other thread)

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A whole Krugerrand (or other 1oz gold coin).........well, I mean, this is HPC isn't it? A thread wouldn't be complete without someone at some point invoking the yellow metal! :D

(oh, and the spare change can be used for one or two nice meals out)

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A motorbicycle.

Maybe I should fix the one I already have, but never gets used much!

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Oh, a winter project is it.

Not a Harley is it?

Oh dear! It is!

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IPhone 6 Plus.

Not going there! I have no reason for one! That really is overexpensive tat! I have no use for a "phone" bigger

than my nob!

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A 65 inch Ultra HD 3D TV.

What a smashing idea! I'll bet porn will look quite frightening on that!

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