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MrPin had a ladyfriend once! About 5' 10! which is a nice size, with red hair! (I checked)! Now my best mates could only say "smashing tits"! These were educated, and clever blokes, and I was very disapointed at their reaction! Coulld not see the whole beauty!!Any comments?

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MrPin had a ladyfriend once! About 5' 10! which is a nice size, with red hair! (I checked)! Now my best mates could only say "smashing tits"! These were educated, and clever blokes, and I was very disapointed at their reaction! Coulld not see the whole beauty!!Any comments?

We are but a couple of hundred generations away from our caveman ancestors.

Well that's my excuse anyway.

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We are but a couple of hundred generations away from our caveman ancestors.

Well that's my excuse anyway.

Sell me your sister

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All tits are wonderful.

Except silicon ones...

XYY

Spot on mr XYY, false is rubbish!

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Picture please ?

No pictures! What would you do with a 5'10 ginger lady maths teacher! I thought you were into right slappers? :blink:

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I would make her my slave !!

I think not! Treat a queen nicely!

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Did the carpet match the drapes?

No gentleman would answer that question! :blink: Yes, very red! <_<

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Droppers or poppers?

Wash your mouth out, man of filth! Poppers of course! :blink: You think about tits all the time? :unsure:

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You all missed the whole point! For once I met a lovely lady, and all my "mates" could say was "smashing tits"! :blink:

Didn't see the whole lady, and she was pretty hard to miss!

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I am sure I would not have been so coarse, shallow, or base had I met her, and would have acknowledged her many fine points.

I would have said "Lovely red hair! Smashing tits!"

Only two fine points! :blink:

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T1ts like coconuts

What? Hairy and brown?

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