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Now we all know 160 pages about deluded old scrappers, I thought I would mention that some ladies are nice and clever, and not deluded at all!

The ideal MrsPin would be between 4 foot 2 and 6 foot 7, with two eyes that point in roughly the same direction! Any takers? I don't look like George Clooney btw! :blink:

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Isn't there 1already a MrsPin?

There was! But you got her Mr Death! ^_^ She got a bit lippy, so I killed her with a heavy frying pan in the kitchen!

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Nasty men and nasty ladies deserve each other and vice versa. ;):rolleyes:

Sounds like a date! :wacko:

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:o

And we all thought you were nice!

I am nice!

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Well, for a start, you are very fussy about women's height!

I know! I'm giving up on 0.005% of all the totty!

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Lower deciles can be a bit 'rough' apparently. And the upper deciles seem to have 'large hands and Adam's apples'!

Well you are gonna need "large hands" with me! :blink:

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So it's a misprint then? He's really MrPan?

I didn't really kill my wife with a frying pan! In fact, she just walked out on me! I hired the van, she filled it up! I drove all her stuff to "Dodgy Dave's" in Manchester and then I went home! She was a nice lady to spend eight years with me! And I like nice ladies!

Which is what this thread is about! ^_^

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My wife is a saint. I don't know how she puts up with my moaning and bitching.

While there are things that I'd change about our relationship I wouldn't swap her for anything, even a motorcycle.

This is the "nice lady" thread, and I am delighted to hear that!! You can buy my motorcycle however! But I don't know how big your wife is, and she might not fit! :blink:

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This is the "nice lady" thread, and I am delighted to hear that!! You can buy my motorcycle however! But I don't know how big your wife is, and she might not fit! :blink:

Oh, Mr P, you do make me laugh!

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My wife is a saint. I don't know how she puts up with my moaning and bitching.

While there are things that I'd change about our relationship I wouldn't swap her for anything, even a motorcycle.

How about ... two motorcycles?

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Oh, Mr P, you do make me laugh!

Oh sparkly star! This is the "nice lady" thread for blokes over 15, that know how shit works! :huh:

No "nasty ladies" are there? We go to the other thread for that! Best lady compliment I ever got! "Why am I here"?

And she said "because you are kind" Sweety! :wacko:

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Oh sparkly star! This is the "nice lady" thread for blokes over 15, that know how shit works! :huh:

No "nasty ladies" are there? We go to the other thread for that! Best lady compliment I ever got! "Why am I here"?

And she said "because you are kind" Sweety! :wacko:

Kind, AND makes us laugh? Mr P, there should be a Nice Blokes thread specially for you. Mr B would also qualify - I made a very good choice there, though it was probably more luck than judgement, since I was still pretty young and stupid at the time.

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I wanted to put a more positive view of woman, than I have read on other threads! They are quite friendly really!

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Kind, AND makes us laugh? Mr P, there should be a Nice Blokes thread specially for you. Mr B would also qualify - I made a very good choice there, though it was probably more luck than judgement, since I was still pretty young and stupid at the time. :blink:

Wait till you meet me in real life!! It's horrrible! :blink: Congratulations on having a nice partner! Hard to find! :blink:

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