DTMark Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Moustaches. And beards. That dreadful song on the LV insurance advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Wishing for a world-ranked, professional heavyweight fighter to engage in a legit boxing match with one of them 'King of the Gypsies' types - that would be just plain wrong, wouldn't it...? Just so happened that such an event took place in 1993... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Large spacers in earlobes, those big enough to alter the shape of the lobe. At least I think they're called spacers. Or grommets. I bought my wife some for our last Christmas* together. She wanted some earrings and I thought they would make it easier to string her up by her ears. * I didn't realise at the time it would be our last Christmas together, although it became clear at about 10.02am on December 25th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Or grommets. I bought my wife some for our last Christmas* together. She wanted some earrings and I thought they would make it easier to string her up by her ears. * I didn't realise at the time it would be our last Christmas together, although it became clear at about 10.02am on December 25th. Aw Renty - you almost had me in tears there... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Or grommets. I bought my wife some for our last Christmas* together. She wanted some earrings and I thought they would make it easier to string her up by her ears. * I didn't realise at the time it would be our last Christmas together, although it became clear at about 10.02am on December 25th. Had you forgotten the sprouts? Or the stuffing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 You can creep up behind someone with stretchers, and slip a cheap sturdy padlock through one and click it closed. Then run away giggling. Now that, Sir (or Madam, delete as appropriate), is an amazing idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Moustaches. And beards. You must be loving the latest hipster/lumberjack craze. I also recently learned there are web forums devoted to beards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 You must be loving the latest hipster/lumberjack craze. I also recently learned there are web forums devoted to beards. Is this why so many people are wearing awful shirts and looking like they're trying to get off heroin? Or maybe that's just Basingstoke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 How do you about the verb 'podium'? Yes, that is annoying. I prefer 'enpodiate' 'Wiggin's performance in the 100m freestyle guarantees his enpodiation.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Yes, that is annoying. I prefer 'enpodiate' 'Wiggin's performance in the 100m freestyle guarantees his enpodiation.' Q. How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light-bulb...? A. None - it's REPLACE a light-bulb you cretin...!!! XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearwithasorehead Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Is this why so many people are wearing awful shirts and looking like they're trying to get off heroin? Or maybe that's just Basingstoke.. Basingstoke's always been like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Q. How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light-bulb...? A. None - it's REPLACE a light-bulb you cretin...!!! XYY It's a great joke but you completely spoilt it with the superfluous full-stops at the end of each line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Uttley Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Hoopy football socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 It's a great joke but you completely spoilt it with the superfluous full-stops at the end of each line. Before typing that you googled to check whether to use 'spoilt' or ' spoiled' - didn't you !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 It's a great joke but you completely spoilt it with the superfluous full-stops at the end of each line. Sorry 'bout that mate - I don't have a keyboard and write all my posts in Morse code... .--. .. ... ... / --- ..-. ..-. / -... .-.. --- -... -... -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .... . . -.- -.-- / - .-- .- - -..- -.-- -.-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Sorry 'bout that mate - I don't have a keyboard and write all my posts in Morse code... .--. .. ... ... / --- ..-. ..-. / -... .-.. --- -... -... -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .... . . -.- -.-- / - .-- .- - -..- -.-- -.-- B*ll*cks. You type on a dribble-proof keyboard using a plastic stylus attached to your forehead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 B*ll*cks. You type on a dribble-proof keyboard using a plastic stylus attached to your forehead. Plastic scribe..? How passe. It's actually a kebeb-skewer that Mrs XYY sometimes slides a few pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken on so I can enjoy a tasty treat, and be talking to you guys at the same time. It's window-licking good... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 It's a great joke but you completely spoilt it with the superfluous full-stops at the end of each line. Ellipsis. Yours, Pedant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Well if my last post wasn't 'wrong' enough for yers, how's about this breaking news from 'across the pond' then...? Apparently, a porn star called Christy Mack (mildy wrong) has supposedly been beaten half to death by her Mixed Marshal Arts fighter boyfriend who calls himself 'War Machine' (very wrong) and he's gone and done a runner before the law could get him. But fear not, for American 'reality' TV personality 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' (so totally wrong on so many levels) is going to track down the perpetrator of this heinous crime. It's über-wrong. It's the wrong of wrongs. If it were a popular 70s singer and actress, it would be Olivia Newton Wrong...! Check it out at the link below. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/08/13/dog-bounty-hunter-ill-find-ufc-fighter-who-allegedly-assaulted-porn-star/ You really couldn't make this shit up folks... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 And if I still haven't hit all your wrong-nerves, check out this clip of some travelling gentlemen enjoying themselves at a horse fair - ahead warp-factor wrong...! http://youtu.be/J0L4GTS05tM XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Bounty Hunt the dogger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Bounty Hunt the dogger? They came in search of paradise... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsino Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Ellipsis. Yours, Pedant. Ellipses? Ah, damn it, no. Yours Petarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Ellipses? Ah, damn it, no. Yours Petarded Ellipses are used to represent text that has been removed. That was not the case in this instance.Yours Even More Pedantic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Ellipses are used to represent text that has been removed. That was not the case in this instance. Yours Even More Pedantic How do you know? He could have typed something, and then deleted it. Yours, Pedantophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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