Wurzel Of Highbridge Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Suggestions on what to do tonight as the Wife is away for the weekend. Already cracked open a beer, pondering walking to weatherspoons and samping some cider then going to the amusements for 20 mins on the way back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Suggestions on what to do tonight as the Wife is away for the weekend. Already cracked open a beer, pondering walking to weatherspoons and samping some cider then going to the amusements for 20 mins on the way back. Man, you know how to live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 HPC meet? Never worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Of Highbridge Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 Man, you know how to live! Couldn't arrange anything as it was last minute, so here I am alone with a beer and HPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Couldn't arrange anything as it was last minute, so here I am alone with a beer and HPC. Don't forget the lube and the kleenex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Couldn't arrange anything as it was last minute, so here I am alone with a beer and HPC. When my ex-wife went away I used to fly off to some dodgy Arab state to play high stake cards with some one-eyed warlord, then seduce his wives, steal a gun and a helicopter, and go to Switzerland with the winnings in a hold-all! I never told my wife! The least you could do is get a kebab on the way home! (Shish, not Doner!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Don't forget the lube and the kleenex. You won't these those on this site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Hooker. They can be ordered at short notice. Or so I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPJPJP Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 just as an aside, I think more people should change their avatar to that one - the one of pugilist Fergus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debtlessmanc Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Suggestions on what to do tonight as the Wife is away for the weekend. Already cracked open a beer, pondering walking to weatherspoons and samping some cider then going to the amusements for 20 mins on the way back. Watch all the crap movies from your youth that you miss but she cannot stand. Basically anything that she thinks is a bit crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 http://youtu.be/HlUdrJ6RPeA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Of Highbridge Posted August 8, 2014 Author Share Posted August 8, 2014 Watch all the crap movies from your youth that you miss but she cannot stand. Basically anything that she thinks is a bit crap... The Goonies, Yello Submarine, etc. Could start a new thread on that topic alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepLurker Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Basically anything that she thinks is a bit crap... +1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Stick a cucumber up your bum. Try it, you might like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackgoose Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Leave the toilet seat up! Eat your meal sitting on the sofa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Leave the toilet seat up! Eat your meal sitting on the sofa! Eat your meal on the toilet! Or eat your meal shÑ–ttÑ–ng on the sofa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Stick a cucumber up your bum. Try it, you might like it. Then make a salad for your wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trampa501 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Buy a big organ, learn how to play it over the weekend, then surprise her when she returns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steppenpig Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 the housework? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The XYY Man Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Walk around the house all weekend dressed only in her underwear... XYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTMark Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Man, you know how to live! PMSL That said, partner has been away recently for a few nights and when his father died, was away for weeks. I didn't know 'what to do with myself'. What did you do then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy_renting Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Procure 3 girl guides, 3m of hosepipe, a catering size can of mayonnaise, a stirrup pump, a glass-top table, a snorkel and a donkey. You'd better PM me for the rest of the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendy Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Walk around the house all weekend dressed only in her underwear... XYY I thought you said the quickest way into a wimmins underwear was to cook for them, not send them away for a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Procure 3 girl guides, 3m of hosepipe, a catering size can of mayonnaise, a stirrup pump, a glass-top table, a snorkel and a donkey. You'd better PM me for the rest of the details. I can give the donkey a good home when you have finished with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sPinwheel Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Then make a salad for your wife!Tossed Salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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