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What To Do Tonight... The Wife Is Away For The Weekend

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Suggestions on what to do tonight as the Wife is away for the weekend.

Already cracked open a beer, pondering walking to weatherspoons and samping some cider then going to the amusements for 20 mins on the way back.

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Suggestions on what to do tonight as the Wife is away for the weekend.

Already cracked open a beer, pondering walking to weatherspoons and samping some cider then going to the amusements for 20 mins on the way back.

Man, you know how to live! :unsure:

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Couldn't arrange anything as it was last minute, so here I am alone with a beer and HPC.

When my ex-wife went away I used to fly off to some dodgy Arab state to play high stake cards with some one-eyed warlord, then seduce his wives, steal a gun and a helicopter, and go to Switzerland with the winnings in a hold-all! I never told my wife!

The least you could do is get a kebab on the way home! (Shish, not Doner!) :unsure:

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Don't forget the lube and the kleenex.

You won't these those on this site! :lol:

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Suggestions on what to do tonight as the Wife is away for the weekend.

Already cracked open a beer, pondering walking to weatherspoons and samping some cider then going to the amusements for 20 mins on the way back.

Watch all the crap movies from your youth that you miss but she cannot stand.

Basically anything that she thinks is a bit crap...

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Watch all the crap movies from your youth that you miss but she cannot stand.

Basically anything that she thinks is a bit crap...

The Goonies, Yello Submarine, etc. Could start a new thread on that topic alone.

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Stick a cucumber up your bum. Try it, you might like it.

Then make a salad for your wife!

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Man, you know how to live! :unsure:

PMSL

That said, partner has been away recently for a few nights and when his father died, was away for weeks.

I didn't know 'what to do with myself'.

What did you do then...

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Walk around the house all weekend dressed only in her underwear...

XYY

I thought you said the quickest way into a wimmins underwear was to cook for them, not send them away for a week!

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Procure 3 girl guides, 3m of hosepipe, a catering size can of mayonnaise, a stirrup pump, a glass-top table, a snorkel and a donkey.

You'd better PM me for the rest of the details.

I can give the donkey a good home when you have finished with it.

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