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Haven't posted in ages, but this genuinely made me laugh.

"Carrying property deeds and bank statements on first dates is cumbersome..." - Brilliant:

http://www.wharf.co.uk/2014/08/dating-site-for-supercar-owner.html

Just had to share. Hope makes you smile too if you didn't see this

How does the unsuspecting female suss out if he's just rented the CAR? :lol:

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Haven't posted in ages, but this genuinely made me laugh.

"Carrying property deeds and bank statements on first dates is cumbersome..." - Brilliant:

http://www.wharf.co.uk/2014/08/dating-site-for-supercar-owner.html

Just had to share. Hope makes you smile too if you didn't see this

Fantastic! A warning to ladies everywhere! If he'd rather lick his exhaust pipe, rather than you, then you can give him the shove!

Thankyou Mr XYY, for reminding me what a "fer-china" is! :blink:

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Fantastic! A warning to ladies everywhere! If he'd rather lick his exhaust pipe, rather than you, then you can give him the shove!

Thankyou Mr XYY, for reminding me what a "fer-china" is! :blink:

Nee bother Pinny mate - there's already more ground-in fanny-batter stains on the passenger seat of my little Hyundai than that geezer will ever wipe off his hand-stitched Pategonian moose-leather upholstery - even if he outlives Doctor friggin' Who...!!!

;)

XYY

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Nee bother Pinny mate - there's already more ground-in fanny-batter stains on the passenger seat of my little Hyundai than that geezer will ever wipe off his hand-stitched Pategonian moose-leather upholstery - even if he outlives Doctor friggin' Who...!!!

;)

XYY

Ah yes. But did you buy it second-hand? It's important that you carry the documents to establish proof of provenance at all times in these cases.

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Ah yes. But did you buy it second-hand? It's important that you carry the documents to establish proof of provenance at all times in these cases.

Tricky one there like mate.

I did buy it new, but it was an ex-demonstrator with 600 miles on the clock - so who knows what might've impregnated it's bright blue nylon before I took the helm.

Perhaps I should take some swabs and ring Jeremy Kyle for some DNA tests...

;)

XYY

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