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Those Severe New Russian Sanctions In Full

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1. Under no circumstances can Vladimir Putin be photographed with Baby Prince George on his knee.

2. Putin's mother-in-law to be allowed no more than six trips to Harrods a year (maximum two in any given calendar month).

3. All future meet and greet opportunities between Russian bankers and Boris Johnson to be conducted in private at the Carlton Club.

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7. Russian hookers in London must transact in hard currency. Expensed Amex/credit cards no longer accepted. (traceability rule)

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All babies previously eaten by Putin to be returned.

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Tory party donations to be routed via their Cayman Islands office. Can't be too careful.

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I don't think Russian billionares should fund British political parties, but they did buy that big house in Kensington!

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Russian Oligarchs with pads in London are not typically on Putin's side. They stole their wealth from the Russian state and people. Putin is against them and they are his biggest threat.

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We will price our arms more keenly to attract the business, from regimes with questionable records on human rights, away from Russian arms manucturers.

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We will price our arms more keenly to attract the business, from regimes with questionable records on human rights, away from Russian arms manucturers.

On condition only roulette will be played with said arms supplied under licence.

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Labour get to keep theirs?

Russian oligarchs fund the labour party? Are they stupid?!

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European army's to line up on Russian boarder equipped with state of the art Pea shooters

..and euan blair.

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Clicking on Daily Hate links is prohibited. Is it something to do with Osborne pleading with Derispaska on his yacht for cash?

Let me give you a taster:

"Rothschild said that he, Mandelson and Deripaska were beaten with birch twigs during the trip to Siberia"

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