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Boob Job Leeds Woman - Is This Performance Art?

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Like "White Dee" she seems like a Chris Morris take on Vicki Pollard. If Malcolm McLaren wasn't dead I'd think he was stage-managing it. Or perhaps she's a female Sacha Baron Cohen. She can't be for real.

A pregnant would-be glamour model who had a breast enlargement on the NHS has admitted she is drinking and smoking because she is expecting a baby boy, not a girl.

Josie Cunningham, 23, said if she knew she was having a son earlier, she would have gone through with the abortion she considered after being asked to appear on Big Brother.

As a result, the mother-of-two has turned to alcohol and cigarettes to get over her disappointment.

The former escort is now smoking 20 a day, even though she knows it will harm the baby.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673898/Im-drinking-smoking-boy-Pregnant-model-boob-job-NHS-says-shed-abortion-shed-known-wasnt-girl.html

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I do rubbish boob jobs! I just stick a couple of footballs up your shirt, and charge you free fousand quid!

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I do rubbish boob jobs! I just stick a couple of footballs up your shirt, and charge you free fousand quid!

She could carry them in this:

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(it's a bikini top before anybody reports me! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10921973/Free-your-breast-nipples-without-actually-going-topless-women.-Yes-this-is-a-thing.html)

Although Steve Jones, also a well-known feminist, got there thirty years ago:

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I can't believe that anything she could do would be worth £1000 a night.

Hope for the boy child's sake that he is born healthy, physically at least. What she has said about not wanting him and aborting him will remain online forever, so emotionally he may have BSC mother issues. Selfish, callous cat. Plenty out there who would just love any baby.

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Like "White Dee" she seems like a Chris Morris take on Vicki Pollard. If Malcolm McLaren wasn't dead I'd think he was stage-managing it. Or perhaps she's a female Sacha Baron Cohen. She can't be for real.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2673898/Im-drinking-smoking-boy-Pregnant-model-boob-job-NHS-says-shed-abortion-shed-known-wasnt-girl.html

I think the "would be" bit is fairly accurate

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The "turnaround" will come at some point - probably after interest in the newborn/her re-gaining pre-pregnancy shape has died down in the media.

She has a really good agent too. They've basically turned her into a poster girl for the underclass. The autobiography stuff is gold.

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And now tickets for her giving birth (yes, you read that correctly) totally sold out in 14 minutes.

But don't panic if you didn't get one because:

Later she wanted to sell DVDs of the event through a chain of pound shops

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709473/WOW-Just-told-4-tickets-sold-14-minutes-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-sells-10-000-tickets-fans-watch-birth-home.html

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£1,000 pound a night escort according to her, well that's inflation for you.

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I think she's calculated that based on a theoretical run rate of 200 blow jobs at £5 each.

Ah, the old Two Ronnies joke - which one of them was the mean git who gave 50p? All of them!

when she became pregnant after working as a £1,000-a-night escort

Which shows a certain naivety.

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Ah, the old Two Ronnies joke - which one of them was the mean git who gave 50p? All of them!

Which shows a certain naivety.

For the bloke who impregnated her?

If you can afford £1000 a night escort then think how much CSA you'll be paying.

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And now tickets for her giving birth (yes, you read that correctly) totally sold out in 14 minutes.

But don't panic if you didn't get one because:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709473/WOW-Just-told-4-tickets-sold-14-minutes-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-sells-10-000-tickets-fans-watch-birth-home.html

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£1,000 pound a night escort according to her, well that's inflation for you.

The Latvian Hooker Index says no.

Or maybe she only caters to Ebola sufferers because they can't see properly when they are bleeding from their eyes.

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Legally, whats the issue? Abortion is OK, so why not this?

Its her body till the thing pops out.

Because at some point it stops beings a "thing" and becomes a fully-fledged human being [1], so if she keeps smoking 20 a day, she's at the very least guilty of forcing her addiction onto another person.

[1] when it stops being a thing and become a human being, or even if it ever was a thing at all, is the cause of all the fighting over abortion. So let's not go there.

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And now tickets for her giving birth (yes, you read that correctly) totally sold out in 14 minutes.

The is the real problem. People pay money to point and stare at this abhorrent creature, having been whipped into frenzy by the gutter press.

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I have to say I don't really get off on snide looking down at people like this. It is all part of the middle class London media characterising 'northerners' as uncouth and stupid people - like when they show working class girls enjoying the races at Aintree and pick the fattest, ugliest, drunkest pictures of girls out enjoying themselves that they can.

It's a bit like X Factor when the audience is given someone obviously bad to laugh at and bait. Most don't realise it is because they obviously have some mental health problems. Ain't nice.

This girl is just holding a mirror up to what she sees and doing it in the way she knows how.

In fact, it probably is performance art.

Aye, fair enough Hotty - we're all being a bit nasty towards one of life's unfortunates.

But it does look like someone set fire to her face and put it out with a shovel...

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