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Eas & Happy Pills

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Just how do some EAs project such happiness & confidence and manage to retain their 'gushyness' in the current market :lol:

One particularly 'gushy' woman agent just phoned and demanded to know why I hadn't yet booked to view the tiny tiny cottage she sent me the details of yesterday, on the market at the princely sum of £675,000. When I suggested that I hadn't had time to look at the details yet she gushed "oh but you MUST. It's such a delightful little property. I am worried about you missing out as it is going in the paper tomorrow for the first time and I expect it to be snapped up and under offer by Monday"

Sorry but I was just in tears of laughter :lol::lol::lol:

Do they get some sort of pill from the doctor to keep them this happy or is it just desperation which makes them so 'edgy'

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Do they get some sort of pill from the doctor to keep them this happy or is it just desperation which makes them so 'edgy'

They have a special system akin to shock therapy, it involves credit card bills, HP agreements and mortgage statements in a variety of colours falling through their door in a regular basis, it helps them retain their 'edge'.

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Yes I am convinced they are a different breed.

A brand new EA opened its doors to the public this week (w/c 28.11.05) in Worle (N.Somerset) the owner, who has many years experience in the business, has splashed out on a grand ad launch in the local rag.

He has one, yes one property, on the books at present and is offering 1% commission to the first ten people to use his agency.

With Xmas approaching I cannot help but believe that the our intrepid EA must have been a turkey in a previous life.

horace

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I implore you to telephone CHESTERS estate agents in any location in Sussex. Chances are you will hold the phone ten feet away while a combination clipped librarian/schoomistress/upper upper tory voice squeals down the phone:

"Chesters, hi may I help yaw"

This voice will communicate all in one go snobbery, horse-riding, conservatism, desperation masquerading as confidence, hysteria, pretension, irritation, glass capable of shattering into a million pieces, menopause, tennis, pims, golf, overdraft (large), fox hunting and sherry.

Do try it. It is most entertaining.

VP

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