MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Now I had a wifey once, so I know a bit about women, but can any woman enlighten me, why you pull all your eyebrows out, and then paint them on again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Speaking as a woman with luxuriant eyebrows, I haven't a clue, mate!!! Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinker Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 They are mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepLurker Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Now I had a wifey once, so I know a bit about women, but can any woman enlighten me, why you pull all your eyebrows out, and then paint them on again! I would also like to know why they sometimes paint them a bit higher than the natural eyebrows! After a week, when they get the '5 o'clock' shadow from the actual eyebrows growing back, they look like aliens with their 2 sets of eyebrows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 A girl I know who paints them on does it because she over-plucked them as part of a rigorous beauty and fitness campaign. And yes it looks strange but no stranger than the rest of her, she went from natural beauty to very fat to just weird. She thinks she looks fantastic and is forever fishing for compliments by posting selfies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 They are mental. Jeniffer Connerly, in "Dark City"! You thought I would say Brooke Shields! There's some eyebrows for you! Hats off to the "Bossy one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I would also like to know why they sometimes paint them a bit higher than the natural eyebrows! After a week, when they get the '5 o'clock' shadow from the actual eyebrows growing back, they look like aliens with their 2 sets of eyebrows! You've shattered my dreams. I always thought that many women's faces were merely portraying their surprise at what a handsome bloke I am when they looked at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 A woman's eyebrows can be enough to put me right off. There are some proper horror shows out there. Just leave them alone ladies FFS, unless you know what you're doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 You've shattered my dreams. I always thought that many women's faces were merely portraying their surprise at what a handsome bloke I am when they looked at me. Oh, not more vomiting women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 A woman's eyebrows can be enough to put me right off. There are some proper horror shows out there. Just leave them alone ladies FFS, unless you know what you're doing. There are gay sites, you know! Maybe you like hairy backs! Pin's advice on women! Oh God, these mortals are never good enough to know this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Purple Slug Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 What about mens eyebrows ? My grow long, so every time I do the beard I have a go at them with the beard trimmer. but it's not too precise, so it sometimes takes out chunks. I have four separate eyebrows at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1929crash Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Speaking as a woman with luxuriant eyebrows, I haven't a clue, mate!!! Weird. Is this you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Is this you? What about men plucking noses and ears......worse than crayon eyebrows is black panda eyes imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Its tough being a cocker spaniel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikthe20 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I for one am pleased that such women advertise their mentalness in such an obvious way. Same for tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 worse than crayon eyebrows is black panda eyes imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Is this you? Close... But I'm not grey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 I for one am pleased that such women advertise their mentalness in such an obvious way. Same for tattoos. I think tattooes have been a thing for some while. Now I don't mind a dragonfly on the bum, but a map of Bridgwater on yer back is plain stonkin weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 I had to google this. I didn't realise wimmin had faces, let alone eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 There are gay sites, you know! Maybe you like hairy backs! Pin's advice on women! Oh God, these mortals are never good enough to know this! Fussy and glad to be mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winkie Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Two for one....eyes and eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little fish Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 eyebrows dancing. It gets good at 20 secs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMB5TKW0xDM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 Fussy and glad to be mate. Oh , you want a map of Taunton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 I had to google this. I didn't realise wimmin had faces, let alone eyebrows. You "dorty bastad"! Straight for the meat course eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@contradevian Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Men have started having their eye brows plucked too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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