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Kim Jong-Un Orders All Men To Have Unkindest Cut Of All… Just Like His

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He has committed crimes against humanity and now a crime against good taste.

North Korea’s dictator Kim Jong-un has ordered the country’s 10million men to get the same haircut as him.

The bizarre decree was introduced in state-sanctioned guidelines in the capital Pyongyang two weeks ago.

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Until the latest restrictive policy, women were allowed to choose from 18 styles and men could pick from ten.

In 2005 it emerged that North Korea launched an offensive on the ‘wrong’ haircuts that included a series on state TV entitled Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance With Socialist Lifestyle.

I must apologise for this not being a DM link. I know this will leave a lot of people completely distraught.

No mention of how they are going to enforce this and what the punishment is if you don't have the haircut.

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I must apologise for this not being a DM link. I know this will leave a lot of people completely distraught.

No mention of how they are going to enforce this and what the punishment is if you don't have the haircut.

Headcut, I believe.

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And if you happen to suffer from male pattern baldness? May god have more mercy on your soul that he did on your noggin.

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I didn't know, but I do now.

Have you edited the OP? :P

although I'm pleased the story wasn't about the unkindest cut I could think of...

*crosses legs*

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I must apologise for this not being a DM link. I know this will leave a lot of people completely distraught.

No mention of how they are going to enforce this and what the punishment is if you don't have the haircut.

Whatever the punishment is it can't be worse than the haircut.

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Whatever the punishment is it can't be worse than the haircut.

There's a bit of the "Nero" about Mr Kim.

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There's a bit of the "Nero" about Mr Kim.

not surprising at all when you look at his educational history.

you see, they all have to go to special schools because they are bred to be "special"

they think of themselves a pedigree.

...but, as any animal breeder will attest to, most pedigree varieties will have their own specific set of deformities and disabilities(think dalmations and hereditary deafness etc),attributable to each breed of animal...and too close inter-breeding is a no-no(much like we have rules saying you can't f**k your half-brother/sister)

the elite don't see it that way, but quite a lot of them are deformed.

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